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Create a story randomly 4 words at a time. I'll start:

In a dark forest

beneath the dark foilage

perched four angry bunnies 🐰 🤬

who eyes peered thruogh

a periscope they'd stolen

from the woodland nymphs

the fairies were also

wearing neon space suits

buzz lightyear was king

of the rainforest panty-raids

His collections was hid

in the deepest blackholes

that no one should

take pictures of and

Steal his treasures but

They were guarded well

by armadillos that were

crunching on Cheetos and

armed with horny spears

And were millions strong

armadillo army fully armed

And marching towards battle

in stilettos swinging harpoons

and singing Nantucket Sleighride

To their enemies horror

leather bound bunnies hopped

to Sweet Home Alabama

with gag balls and

pop rocks going off

the hopped down the

to the liquor barn

then mixed tequila and

everclear plus carrot 🥕 juice

And gave out drinks

to all the Bunnies

Who got hyped up

and started eating the

Lettuce skirts of koalas

naked koalas now danced

ran free to try

To scamper after bunnies

that ate magic mushrooms

Flames in the fire towered

over swarms of ducklings 🐥

Cooking slowly and little

(the) ducklings roasted their marshmallows 😋

While the naked rabbits

Stake in the heart

And the vampire was

protecting the ducklings too

and ran inside the

the mall to shop

for Hello Kitty merchandise

In order to decide

The fate of the

planet and of mankind

We're in their furry

bear suits running amuck

Chasing the ducks and

even pushing hockey pucks

Towards the monkeys that

drove 4 wheeler trucks

with skunks in back

and monks in front

head thru the line

doing the Humpty Hump

while usher cried out

let me introduce myself

and the mic cutoff

but it didn't matter

he flew out of

the trunk going clunk

while the elephants stomped

the grapes of wrath

in togas tightly wrapped

and covered in glitter

sparkled in the sun light

4 words******

awash in maple syrup

that coated the ants

sprinkled with chocolate marshmallows

looking like small rocks

dancing in the moonlight

Troops danced the Macarena

While singing loudly and

shouting at the top

Of the hill, naked

pixies swarmed in circles

while roaches marched orderly

then came the geckos

they were on horseback

Riding on angry salamanders

Tongues flickering at the

at the full moon

shining brighter than the

stars in the sky

Yet they could not

spray silly string to

Trap them so they

take one star home

Yet the star exploded

then chocolate snuck in

And bound all ants

to transform into uncles

and tell us tales

of their former lives

then turned into a

Fluffy little balls that

looked like they needed

Cheetos, Bugles and Chex

So they mixed all

of them together and

called a party bowl

forming a flash mob

they started moshing to

some really hard core

music, fur was flying

and bodies were smashing

and blood trickled down

Shaq appeared riding unicycle

and crashed into monkeys

Timone and Pumbaa appeared

Singing a tune then

Jason Momoa helicoptered in

jumped in the middle

and did the hula

then screaming Jason Jason!!!

the bunnies attacked him

Scratching his face and

The squirrels tackled him

Down into a deep pit

Where twilight actors were

Summoning the ancient ones

while walking Deosil around

7 hungry tigers prowled

7 cougar tracked and

7 bodies lay dead

with guts splattered over

all the 7 seas

captain caveman came ashore

To search for something

While the teen angels

Spread chaos and rebellions

busted out the Cheetos

Carrot Top got arrested

and showed his props