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Far away there lived

a blood covered snail

DracuSnail 🧛‍♂️🐌 was always thirsty 😝

For the innocence of

The lady of the

giant man eating spiders

his tasty fresh blood 😋

ran down my throat

dracusnail still not quenched 🐌🐌🐌🍽....

he pounders where to

hunt so he glides

briskly 😉 towards 🩸the redsea

where he hopes to

get some candy corn

And other sweets so

their blood wouldnt run

Cold yet the smurfs

Which belong to the

little blue ones gang

Loves them some candy

rollin' on da river 🎶

smokin and Tokin tell

saying go to hell

with all Fairies yet

they stomped on the cheese

and fell to their

knees with tears streaming

As Elvis walked in

blue suede shoes baby

I'm all shook up

with the Jailhouse rock

monkeys 🐒 began a shakedown

with flying rice bombs

tiki torches & chainsaws

lit the way for

the seven dwarfs and

popeye scrambled to the

Last biscuit left on

the dirty crusted floor

was their new home

for they could not

find any chocolate candy

It was hiding under

the next door neighbors

felt like they were

floating in a river

Unable to swim ashore

they decided to eat

each other in order

Because people steal your

dracusnail when left unguarded

So he slugged to

shield himself then hurled

a ball of fire

melting the gummy worms

And the candy man

can because he mixes

In rum and coke

With some ice too

doing the humpty hump

while spinning round and

Round to the disco

inferno, burn baby burn

in lake of fire

On the road to

Kalamazoo headed to Timbuktu

Yet with the diapers

wrapped in butterscotch bodysuits

made noise when they

rubbed together too much

Like crickets at night

Gangnam Style getting down 🦗🦗🦗

getting funky and getting

Low down and dirty

all jiggy with it

Spin right round baby

Until you cant walk

And fall on the

Ground laughing and ready

To be covered in

cockroach 🪳 confetti and dracusnails 🐌

He screamed to the

gods, why me...why ❕️⚠️

But the gods didn't

allow such nonsense to

notice, busy playing Minecraft

And building huge sky

caption world's of tomorrow

captains* world of tomorrow

and their flying monkeys

With their pet mice

who love to eat

between blowing up buildings

And robbing banks for

chump change still though

mario just ran to the

atm with flaming cheetos

trying to cash out

Before koopa could get

anywhere the flying monkey

Took peach away by

her hair dragging her

into world war z 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Where zombies began to

question their very existence

giant purple man eating

plants seem to sprout

flombies who took over

the world using only

only their cute wings

Before they saw a

rolling ball of white

down the hallway towards

A group of terrified

giraffes covered in honey

Being chased by gnomes

And zombees that swarmed

over the human corpse

of Trump and Musk

Devouring their rotten flesh

And vomiting everywhere, causing

flowers to grow where

The gummy bears made

puddles wherever they walked

Melting under the hot

and the unforgiving Sun

of the 🍾 celebrating witnesses

joined in the raindance

wearing deer antler headdresses

with the very large

polka dotted bucket hat

and shaggy anklets they

traded for some Cheetos

And chili cheese Fritos

And some margaritas to

fill their bras with

and they all rejoiced

drink it in boys

the waitress said as

unfastened her bra slowly

all eyes drawn to