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Alien: Romulus

That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Cabin Fever

Yo! Yo! You guys! You look so good! I mean way better than mine. I was gonna do the blood thing too, but I was just worried about the cleanup. Can I get a picture?

Terrifier 3

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Colonel, your moral compass is so fucked up, I'll be shocked if you manage to find your way back to the parking lot.

Shooter

It's your choice now, brother. Them or me. Serve in heaven... or reign in hell. Which is it to be?

Alien: Covenant

You're telling me your favorite cartoon tune's name is Mop Face Circle Shirt?

Carriers

I've always wanted to live an aimless existence in Bucharest; smoking cigarettes and scaring my neighbors with my hysterics.

Watcher

You put your dick in her! That means something!

Subservience

It's called scotoma. The mind sees what it choses to see.

The Da Vinci Code

Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Daybreakers
There are two churches. One follows God. And the other follows something else.

The First Omen

What did you switch? What are you doing? You did something! Yo, what are you doing, man?

Kiss of Death?

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Alien³

Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Sherlock Holmes

You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

American History X

'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature

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You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

THis is a Spinal Tap

“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

V For Vendetta

Each morning I wake up, I'm disgusted with myself with what I did the night before. I tell myself, "Today, a change."

I couldn't find it...

Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?

Ok, ty for letting me know 👍

Totally Killer?


What's the use in saving life when you see what you do with it?

👍 The Fifth Element

Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!

Lost Highway

Here we all are back on Earth, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world.

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Hi there, I'm B-127. I'm actually working on some really cool nicknames and the one I'm floating with right now is Badass-atron, which is actually pronounced...
[Deep voice]
BADASSATRON!

Transformers One

The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.

Interview with the Vampire

This cross? Let me just ask you one thing. After 600 years hows that dick working? Pretty good?

Vampires

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My name is Dewey Finn. And no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

There's no place like home: From The Wizard of Oz

School of Rock

There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

Braveheart

That damned, rusty, radiator, bout burned the skin off my legs each time I passed.

That damned, rusty, radiator, bout burned the skin off my legs each time I passed.

Black Snake Moan

I'm the king of the world!

Titanic

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

Navin's Birthday

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

bump

Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck 'em! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a big black dick in the back of a big black cadillac?