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On an empty beach ⛱️

laid two old hags

Who had syphilis and....

cried like a baby

she was so sad

she danced the Macarena

to Beethoven's Moonlight sonata

wearing a pointy brassière

calling on sailors as

they ran from SP's

Some fell and where

tramples by the rest

trampled by the rest

so she laughed solemnly

As the blood squirted

then turned into creatures

and destroyed all things

Laughing they moved towards

Ed Norton guns blazing

banging their coconuts together

until the milk leaked

all over Musks face

face felt very wet

but then chocolate spewed

All over the bodyy

yet he still sucked

at disposing the body

he was shit faced

and totally high on

Mushrooms yet he liked

Them. So the Hags

Danced up to the

top of the hill

Where they laughed at

two ugly sisters canoodling

with two ugly brothers

named Barron and Eric

Thought spreading their syphilis

wasn't enough to arrest

being Trumps though was!

Biden and staff too

they were harmless enough

to go out together

and pardon the henchmen

except himself so they

got another chance to

travel at the speed

of sound so they

dressed as cosplay characters

feeling much more empowered

They took flight over

the poor retches below

little did they know

He-Man was by the

back of the barn

with his dark friends and

Skeleton was just watching

in a Blackhawk helicopter 🚁

Hittig diddys plane as

it slid past them

it hit Trump thankfully

crushing Obama and Kamal

wow, just fucking wow

Simpsons launched nukes so

Resurrecting Obama & Kamala

as the necromancer's puppets

bringing justice to Amerika

healing the friendly skies

while nefariously infecting everyone

with the cooties, which

trumps black cloud released

giving people the ick

in time for the

anti-ick vaccine release luckily

which was a suppository

from hell for anyone

who wore pink shorts

and pink fluffy slippers

but not a tutu

and not Magda hats

and not Maga* hats

or anything cheesy but

then out comes the

baby oil and glitter

that got smeared all

over the adequate chest

where someone found a

bunny in a tutu

and wanted to lick

it's fluffy little foot

like it was a

fluffy bunny foot thing

but it got stuck

he had to have

that furry bunny foot!!!

more than for luck

on a full moon

sheeps feet too even

get's the job done

just for the fun

of the overthinking doll

like Megan who's trolling

the live children in

dead pigeons as zombies

diving into vats of

greasy grimy gopher guts

then exploded as the

huge mess of glitter

got stuck on the

the pole and fell

onto the world felt

like a redheaded stepchild

born of spaghetti spines

only half-cooked in the

places that matter most

in the balloon pit

with rattlesnake cadaver gatherers

that were all wearing

their fancy new Rolexes ⌚️

that glittered in the

rotating Studio54 disco ball

Balloons started popping everywhere

Because epsteins list cameout

of his exhumed corpse

that smelt really bad

They threw away the

FBI's watch list for

the crabby cake puffs

cause they smelled better

and tasted just like

roach infested spoiled milk

covered in vanilla sprinkles

and then licked it all

And injected the serum

into the apple pie

the butter wouldn't melt

the crystals in the

pie crust, so instead

she did the Dougie💃

to free herself from

all of her inhibitions