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The hills were alive

with crawling undead creatures

ready for Squid Game🐙🎮

and any other surprises

were suited and booted

with ants in pants

doin' the neutron dance

then came tequila shots

kept coming until they

split their damn pants 👖 😳

then they stopped dancing

covering their crotch area

and let out a

scream, because they saw

a naked hairless cat

coming for their exposed

fried fish sandwich lunch

then it ate it

in one big bite

dying the next day

from a food induced

coma, but it was

actually Conan O'Brien induced

pet cemetery resurrection rite

formed by the next

generation of cult life

they snuck in syrup

from the bee hive

otherwise known as Mead

No...not the bees! 🐝🐝🐝

Honey attracts hairy bears

then came the mosquitoes

finishing the blood bath

snacking on the huge

Neckbone until dinner time

then they weren't hungry

they were absolutely ravenous

sucking the marrow completely

from each bone completely

the marshmallows started flying

in leer jets bravely

ready to take the

nosedive from the sky

Cranberries spewed all over

her ample perky breasts

taunting that one guy

who had his hand

habitually down his pants

he'd shat himself stinky...

and didn't really care

he fancied his feces

as hurling weapons for

fire ants coming to

rain on his parade

However, the feces attracted

apes galore gallivanting around

beating their muscled chests

trying to compensate for

their enthralling joy overflowing

At the bountiful harvest

then decided they should

try dancing the Macarena

in sheer polkadot jockstraps

mashing feces in toejam

a mighty good time 👣

while on the beach

but snuck out by

the boardwalk so they

can find a clue

then Gollum guided them

a treacherous route through

the evil spider's lair

in hope of precious

🔜death grew near though

the light hovered blurry

two ogres withered stood

nearby in the shadows

waiting for their chance

to steal candy from

a baby, because Ogres

love to hump stuff

while picking their noses

and butts and earwax

and gnashing your bones

with hacksaws and twizzlers

seemingly a strange combination

If it were reality

what would they become

in the land of

Oz, where everything was

Gumby and Pokémon🫠 haha

and Pokey and Pikachu

Space ghost & Speed Racer

Elon and Elmo lol 🤣

Democrats and Hippo crits :)

Trumps And Gumps lol

and star bellied Sneetches

with the sound of

silence playing in the

narrow streets of cobblestone

of yellow-haired farm hos 💄

in the moon light

looking delicious as they

Did a naughty hoedown

with do si dos

circling back to back

snd doing the Hustle

while they were wearing

ass-less chaps and smiles 😃

just asking for spankings

they bent over giggling

until a boot spur

broke off into skin