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There was a Mummy and a Lamia, they had a fling for a few months, she up and left him on a full moon night, then told her friends he was too wrapped up in himself.

What do you call someone who is only kind of from Britain?
American.
No, really, what do you call someone who is only kind of from Britain?
Canadian.
No, I’m serious, answer the question!
Australian.
No, please just answer.
Okay, here’s the answer.
Brit-ish.

Why don't vampires ever bet against each other?

Because they always go for the jugular.

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

Because he heard it had great circulation!