The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!" - Dracula (1931)

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

Donnie Darko (2001)

"Here's looking at you, kid."

Casablanca

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Dr Strangelove



"We belong dead!"

"Alone: bad. Friend: good!"

"To a new world of gods and monsters!"

"She hate me. Like others."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?

I Love you to death

Jay Gatsby: I knew that when I kissed this girl, I would be forever wed to her.

The Great Gatsby

Raped in reverse? Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Lockjaw?

One battle after another


Rose: "You seem to have a love affair with her."

Jack: "No. Just with her hands. She was a one-legged prostitute".

Titanic

I think that when people love each other, they should make a commitment. They should have a wedding, in a church, with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you - that I love you! And all you love is my dick. Do you know how that makes me feel? Do you?

Mystic Pizza

"It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby


ST: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, / And the vermin of the world inhabit it, / And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, / And it goes by the name of London.

At the top of the hole sit a privileged few / Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed.

Sweeney Todd

Motherfucker! It's time we wrote something back. Type this shit down: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the one you can never forget, is never feed him after midnight".

Gremlins

So the next week, he's even hornier. And this time, he's got twenty bucks instead of ten. He goes back to the whorehouse, he slaps down the twenty, and tells the madam he needs to get off, but he ain't going to screw no goddamn chicken this time. She says it still ain't much, but she can help. She tells him to go to the room at the top of the stairs. This time there's just a bunch of guys jerking off, but one of the jerk off guys assures him "oh hey, it's cool, it's cool" and he waves him over to this whole toilet they're all looking through...

The Last House on the Left.

You will taste the sweet pain of death. We will make beautiful music together.

Sinners

A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.

Jarhead

"Wilson! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" —
"Don't worry Wilson. I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on!"

Cast Away

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

The Shawshank Redemption

Yes. Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be *shot*!

Clue (1985)

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."

Um ....No! Try again

Yes. Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be *shot*!

The Living Daylights



Connie Sumner: I think this was a mistake.
Paul: There is no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do, and things you don't do.

Paul: Open to page 23.
Connie Sumner: ''Drink wine. This is life eternal. 'This, all that youth will give to you. It is the season for wine, roses, and drunken friends. 'Be happy for this moment...
Connie Sumner, Paul: This moment is your life."

Unfaithful

Pressure building in the pleural cavity. My lung is collapsing. If we don't act fast, it means suffocation or cardiac arrest. Do you any of you have any medical experience?

Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning



They all want to hear me play, but they won't let me teach their daughters, as if I was some kind of a fiend

The Dark Knight

Marius is out there, reeking of canine insolence, plotting our downfall.

Guess again

clue - movie about music historical

Amadeus

I'm telling you, I didn't come with the home! Why don't you take those rings out of your head, and maybe you won't be deaf *and* dumb.

Water for elephants

"Stick 'em up!! No wait. You're only a hand. Never mind.

The Crawling Hand

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

The Thing

"Right. There is one more thing... It's been emotional,"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.

12 Monkeys

Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!

Legend

We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw...does that sound, fine?

Evil Dead II

People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it.

Fight Club

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Natural Born Killers

I’m walking here!

Midnight Cowboy

We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.

Walk Hard The Dewey Cox Story

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Apocalypse Now

Any man with a collection like this is a man who's never set foot on a battlefield. To him a minié ball from Shiloh is just an artifact. But to a combat vet, it's a hunk of metal that caused some poor bastard a world of pain.

The Last Castle

Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not.

The Last of the Mohicans

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.

McLintock!

Good. The trees and all the leaves. Then we'll come back here, and we'll have something to eat. And then you can have your siesta, all right? And then if you're feeling on good form, we can go for another little walk in the park. ust the two of us. Because it's such a lovely day. It's sunny outside. And we have to go while it's sunny. We have to take that chance. 'Cause it never lasts long when the weather's this good, does it?

The Father

"I'm Sparticus!"

Spartacus

By Grabthar's hammer

Galaxy Quest

Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"A man's got to know his limitations"

Magnum Force

You expect of me a speech? I have only one to give - and it is the same one I'd give were we not standing on the brim of a battlefield. It is the same one I'd give were we to meet in the street by chance! I have only ever hoped for one thing... to see this kingdom united under this English crown! All men are born to die.

The King

Sherlock Holmes: And now, Professor Moriarity, what can I do for you?
Professor Moriarty: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.
Sherlock Holmes: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours.
Professor Moriarty: That's final?
Sherlock Holmes: What do you think?

The Woman in Green

You talkin' to me?

Taxi Driver

Was it Sam? Bloody fool. Putting ideas in your head. He's not a doctor, Spike. Maybe he once was, years ago. But he's long since gone insane.

28 Years Later

Chance favors a prepared mind.

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler.

Dr. Strangelove

"There is no spoon".

The Matrix

Your words are compelling, young human. But as immortals, we must measure our actions over billions of years and the fate of the universe. We simply cannot risk losing everything on the chance you might be right.

Green Lantern


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

The Fellowship of the Ring

Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?

The Dark Knight

Why so serious?

The Dark Knight

Szerelem means love. And the story, well, there's this Hungarian count. He's a wanderer. He's a fool. And for years he's on some kind of a quest for... who knows what. And then one day, he falls under the spell of a mysterious English woman. A harpy, who beats him, and hits him, he becomes her slave, and he sews her clothes, and worships...

The English Patient

"Why so serious?"

The Dark Knight (no repeating quotes)


Heck, all's I'm sayin' is... . we don't know what's comin'. We never really do, but it don't matter. We don't quit.

Dead of Winter

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

The Dark Night

I just sawed our arms apart, we are going to the hospital!

Together

Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Look Mike, I like you. I like the way you handle yourself. You seem like a reasonable man. Why don't we make a deal. What's it worth to you to drag your considerable talents back to the gutter you crawled out of.

Kiss Me Deadly

Son of a bitch. He stole my line.

Good Will Hunting

A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"You can't handle the truth!"

A Few Good Men

Tell me a story where everything works out in the end for the evil witch.

Cake

I'm not dead

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.

Drop Dead Fred

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Dead Poets Society

They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure... unnecessary.

Wonder Woman

That's a million-dollar opal you're holding. Straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe. I mean this is old-school, Middle-earth shit.

Uncut Gems

See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don’t like the people who make it.

Sinners

I'm surrounded by assholes

Spaceballs

We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

It's what you American's would call a "long shot".

Project Hail Mary

And I am what is left. I guess, in part, we're all remains of unfulfilled dreams.

Rememory

If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.