The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Zombieland

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!

Zombieland!

"Why so serious?"

Joker

Lock and load, bitches! Anything from outer space, kill it!

The Watch

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid! (never answered)

8 Mile

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

I think I did pretty well under the circumstances.

Citizen Kane

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.

Kingdom of Heaven

Me and you all three. Woohoo, let's boogie!

House on Haunted Hill

Oh! It's just this stupid thing. I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.

Me, Myself & Irene

It's alive! It's alive!"

Frankenstein

Boy, be careful. You play with fire.

-drops a pin-

Apt Pupil

I will bring the whole edifice down on their unworthy heads

The Medusa Touch

Anybody want a peanut?

Princess Bride

Now I know what it feels like to be God!

Frankenstein

"To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious!"

Dracula

Listen to my words, and hear his face!

The Watch

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.

Big Trouble in Little China

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Apocalypse Now

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Tropic Thunder

I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.

Magnolia

All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows! Hudson, come here! Come *here*!

idk

"You shall not pass!"