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Let's make it have more sense I can't do the other Four Word Story because it makes my head hurt.


The man once.

went for a walk

on a sunny

Day it was beautiful

so he went

to take a long stroll

to go to the

store and pick

some food off

the bread rack

to put in the

pantry of his house

when he got

home to his

house and sat down

on the couch

and relaxed there watching

tv until the phone

rang, rushing he tripped

over the coffee table

hurting his left knee

grabbing it he spilled

his plate of wings

that he had wanted

He laughed as he

still ate them counting

Their fingers as he

started to chew them

into bloody fleshy mush

that oozed all over

The beast roared as

it licked the foul

And grinned because it

tastes like chicken soup

with a hint of

Paprika but it was

heavy seasoned with a lot

thyme, yet the giant

mug of foamy beer

Lured the guest closer

causing the beast to

dispose himself into

the shadows and wait

for a clear opening

so they could slip

into a coma of

a gold that was

tricked into thinking it

Was a magic coin

rubbed by many fingers

they never knew it when

They accidentally touched it

while reciting and gesticulating

The coin seemed to

levitate ominously to the

the center of the

navel of girlfriend's girlfriend

who was watching it

and hoping it would

Fall within the cracks