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What do you want

from me now?

do you honestly think

that all I can do is meow?



I mean

what exactly do you do?

you won't give me treats

you won't pet my feet

or scratch behind my ears

have you got the clue?



If not, I'll just remain

under our feet

I'll never retreat

you will meet

your defeat



Don't worry, this isn't

just in your head

I'll chew on you in your sleep

I'll naw on you're feet

'til you wheap

damn-it just give me a new bed



You heard what I said

give me a new bed

What? It's not new?

Oh, screw you



I'm not asking for much

would prefer me to

act like a dog

and devour my food

like a hog



At least I stay in when

it's cold

instead of acting like

I'm old



I use a litter box

you don't like the cold

I can understand

instead of making

you walk me in the dead of night

in a frozen waste land



What is it now?

do I need to

to spell it out for you

really? get a clue

Never mind, just screw you

how do you like me now?

I mean. um. meow?

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Magdalena
20:48 Feb 01 2017

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NOKTURNL
13:27 Dec 20 2019

nice

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