The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Summer Vacation
18:23 Jun 26 2008
Times Read: 724

Summer vacation is way too expensive hell i haven't even left the city for a week away and its already costing me a small fortune just in trips to the store. I have to bring the kids with me and that is just mistake numero uno.

Can i have

It's on sale

It's only a dollar

can i have

ohh i need this

please i promise

can we have .........



I need to start shopping late at night when they are sleeping.

Fairy Godmother
14:10 Jun 26 2008
Times Read: 725

My godson Peyton is 2 years old and loves fish, he watches nemo 3 times a day at least. When I call and he gets on the phone he usually tells me " FISH ! " and then points to his fish tank like I can see him and the tank.

Monday after talking to him I remembered we had an Aquarium membership and I made plans with my cousin and her kids to do a day trip to the Camden Aquarium.

We took the ferry across the river to the Aquarium and laughed at the kids who had a really hard time trying to control the excitement of it all.

The night before my kids made a list of things to do this summer and going to the aquarium was at the top of the list a few lines down Holly had added Catch butterflies. Next to the Aquarium is a place called the childrens garden that house a butterfly house so of course i had to take them all in so she could see the butterflies up close and try and catch them.

She didn't catch a butterfly but being in a room with hundreds flying around here completed her things to do request.

My godson gave me a big kiss and hug for showing him all the fish and i got o scratch off some things to do myself.

I added some pictures from the day in my portfolio so i could remember how much fun we had.

Weekend
18:10 Jun 24 2008
Times Read: 728

I had a pretty quiet and lonely weekend for the most part. The man had t work all weekend and the kids were at the Dads house. That in itself sucked because they kept running around the corner to tell me they were bored or missed me.

Friday night i did go out with a couple of friends to a new pub for a few drinks and some really really good food. It was soo good i begged to get the kids earlier than usual and took them to get some dinner and than we ran down to penns landing for the irish festival to see Blackthorn ( Irish band ).

Why do i always forget my camera when i go places? This is just some cell phone shots





Last night we followed up with a trip to the movies to see THE HULK! I was really suprised at how much everyone enjoyed the movie considering they weren't sure if they wanted to go. Hell i wouldn't even mind going to see it again.

PRIVATE ENTRY
20:51 Jun 21 2008
Times Read: 730


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Holly
03:11 Jun 19 2008
Times Read: 754

My little baby where did you go

If I blink to fast I fear you will grow

From cute little babble in princess clothes

Now we have t ball and tap dance shows

you make me proud to be your mama

even if you fill my days with crazy drama





Holly finished her last night of Tball and got her trophy she wanted so badly. it's been a busy and exciting year of growth for her from tap dance to graduating Prek and now her first trophy. I am soo proud of her i have to put these pictures up for the few people that have listened to crazy holly stories over the years and watched her grow

Moldy Rugs
17:44 Jun 18 2008
Times Read: 761

My Basement STINKS!!!!!!!!

Sunday the kids that were here were filling up water ballons in the utility sink in the basement. What i didn't know was they left some ballons in the drain.

Laundry + balloonclogged drains= water overflow

now if we multiply that by wet rug and humid weather we get .................................

MOLD.

Just for stupid measure lets toss in the clean cotton linen air freshner and fishing trip dirty clothes i found tossed in a basket under the pool table not yet clean from the friend that lives downstairs.

The smell could gag a maggot.

I washed fishfaces clothes and i did shopvac up a good majority of the water but the rug is still damp.

Matha stewart where the fuck are you when i need you!!!!!

Books
12:31 Jun 18 2008
Times Read: 768

A few years ago while I was in cosmetology school i came across a book in a local drugstore, it was a new series about vampires. I had to waste sometime at nights manning the front desk of the school so i said what the hell let me give it a try. In a few days i had stayed up late and devoured it page by page and felt that last page disapointment as i put it on a shelf craving more.

The book was Dark Lover by J. R. Ward. I was so impressed by the series i found the authors website and wrote her a letter telling her how much i adored her series and was telling everyone i knew about the book. She wrote me back and for a few weeks we had a really nice email correspondance going talking about the series and characters.

Her 6th book was just released recently and rather than go to borders and drag the kids along with me and avoid the " Mom can i Have...." I went to amazon and placed my order. i also purchased another book called The Last Lecture by Randy Paush because i had seen him on Oprah, talking about his book and why he had wrote it.

The books came in yesterday, I threw the amazon box in the car on my way to pick up my son from school and opened it up while i waited for him to drag his ass across the school yard. As much as i wanted to tear into the JR Ward book my curiosity of The Last lecture made me pick it up and read a few pages.

Last night at midnight I turned the last page. I read the whole book in just a few hours I laughed, I cried and i wondered who i could pass the book to next that would enjoy it as much as i did.

Lucky Charms cereal
12:12 Jun 17 2008
Times Read: 773

Is it me or does lucky charms cereal look like a bowl of cat food cruchies with colorful marshmallow shapes thrown inside?

Sad day
15:38 Jun 16 2008
Times Read: 789

I got a phone call this morning from my ex to let me know there was some bad news and he was the one to get to pass it along to me.

my best friend and i lost touch over the past year and a half between her moving and me moving we just lost each other and every 6 months or so we caught up and promised to get together soon and we lost phone numbers and she moved i moved. It's just crazy.

Anyway her mother passed away this weekend and the viewing is tommorow morning and a good distance from me and i can't make it . Luckily i was able to get her phone number and call. I couldn't help myself but start crying as soon as she said Hello.

Her mother was a wonderful person and a fantastic elementary school teacher. Instead of flowers it was asked to donate books to the local library.

I called the school she taught at and i can donate books to the school library in her name but i am stuck in the house til gods knowwhen waiting for a package to be delivered that i must sign for.

friday the 13th
12:12 Jun 13 2008
Times Read: 800

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.



The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.



"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.



The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.



"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."



The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"



"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

Party Party Party!
17:26 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 814

My baby is graduating from Pre k off to the big kids school with her next year. I am soo proud of her and excited for her that i must throw a party.

I moved in to this house a month ago with my boyfriend, after resisting the move for a very long time. I think maybe he wished i would have resisted a bit longer. He has had this place for 2 years and in those 2 years had 1 party.

In one month i have had 3 !!!

Poor man i warned him many times over that my life is constant parties and social get togethers. Hell he even spent a week in florida with me last year that turned into a 30 people week long party.

He knew what he was getting into i shouldn't feel bad he has a good time and when i say " can we have some people over ?" he laughs and says " How many is some and can you make .....this and this and that other thing we had last time"

Mental Health Hotline
04:39 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 828

Hello... and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline......

If you are Obsessive- Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co- dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.



If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.



If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.



If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.



If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.



If you are a Manic- Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.



If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.



If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.



If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.



If you have post- traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000.



If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.



If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9.



If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.



If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.

Attainable Affirmations
04:34 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 829




Attainable Affirmations



As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.



I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.



I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.



I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.



In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.



Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.



My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.



I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.



Joan of Arc heard voices, too.



I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.



I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.



As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.



When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.



The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second,to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.



As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.



All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.



I am at one with my duality.



Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.



Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.



I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.



I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.



Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"



False hope is better than no hope at all.



A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.



Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear in the Hollywood Cafe. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.



Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute.... I'll find someone.



Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?



The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.



I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.



Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.



To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.



I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.



Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

Bad forum poster
03:37 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 836

So far this week i have spent every second of the day i could find rating and i have rated about 3100 profiles. I swear i am almost going cross eyed from it and now it has become a mission to rate everything because the goal keeps going up. I was going to stop when i got to 75% then it was 80 % now i am shooting for 90%.

I admit it i am a horrible forum poster. I have nothing intelligent to add to the real discussions and wishing people a happy birthday or congratulating them on being in the state where the first naked purple mole was born isn't my thing either.I hate to clutter a discusion with a post that says

"I agree jesus did have a good tan from all that walking"

or

"I disagree i think there is more energy in a zombie dog then in a ghost rat"

just to get a post that may have a longer shelf life than the milk i bought today.

This leaves me with the sandbox the only place a wise ass like me would belong. Unfortune for me because the faster i put them up the faster they go bye bye.

I've been offline a long time and its taking me sometime to readjust and get my level back up but it is becoming a battle i cant seem to win.

so i need to ask myself am i here for the last word and the people or am i going to rate 3000 more whelps to keep the level i have and can my brain handle the cell loss from reading the profiles that say

Just ask .......

To go or not to go
12:00 Jun 10 2008
Times Read: 849

It is almost 7 am and the morning debate of should i send the kids to school or not is raging. The temperture is already climbing the 80's.Schools are closing for a half day on account of the heat. My son went to bed early with a headache last night but he has a school picnic today and part of him doesn't want to miss it.

My nephew slept over for his first sleep over ever and he was sooo cute with his Aunt Meg can i have a glass of water type questions. He went to bed super late and i planned on taking him with me for the picnic,now i hate to wake him up so early.

The picnic wouldn't be so bad but it is in a huge open feild with no shade and it is 3 hours to long.

100% sure I have lost it
19:07 Jun 09 2008
Times Read: 861

I have rated 80% of this site

I bet 90 % of what i rated lately was whelps

I am 100 % sure by doing that that i have now lost 15% of my brain cells.

I am 41% of this level and after a lot of post deleting later today i will be back at 9%

50 % of me could use a nap for the day but the other 50% should get my ass moving and get 75% of my todo list done.

I bought a chocolate cake i would really like to eat 20% of but i am at 2% of getting dinner started and ready.

my gas tank is at 60% full and i am 75% certain my ass isnt going to do anymore driving today.

many of the percentages need to be incresed but do to the lack of energy ( 60 %) and the heat and humidty (39% humidity) i say fuck it all 100%

HOT AS HELL
15:20 Jun 09 2008
Times Read: 877

It is only 10 in the morning and the temperture is already 90 it is soo hot they are letting the schools out for a half a day.

Weird
19:03 Jun 06 2008
Times Read: 879

So my ex just called to tell me he won't be picking up the kids this weekend his mother is picking them up because his new son was born last night.

10 pounds 12 ounces

WOW!

My kids were 6 pound babies big differance but then i didnt gain 100 pounds when i was pregnant.

I guess he was waiting for me to congratulate him or run out to buy a gift of somekind and it sounds mean of me to say but NO i wont be giving him a big congrats, cigar and a present for his new son and i swear he expects me to. I will however will wait for him to send me a notice from child support thinking he will cut down what he gives his first 2 kids.

Bad day
19:27 Jun 04 2008
Times Read: 884

I got a phone call last night about 11 from my brother asking me if i would decorate the house before he brings home my new neice. Of course i said "SURE ! call you in the morning I am walking into the movies to see speed racer" ( I loved speed racer i thought it was really cute GO SPEED GO ! )

I got up got the kids off to school called my brother and asked if he needed anything and he said he needed decorations ...... Offf to the store I go ! I picked up balloons and it's a girl signs and pretty pink bows and ribbons. I go to put the balloons in the car and weeeeeeeeeee off one went into the cloudy sky. I grumbled got them in my trunk closed it and " Shit where are my keys ! Are you fuckin kidding me ????"

no my friends the universe was not fucking kidding me but luckily the kids had left one door open for me. So my sorry ass was pulling down the backseat and climbing into the trunk outside of the dollar store while the balloons attacked me.

Back on the road keys in hand, trunk full of happy pink things, i get to my brothers, decorate the inside and the outside of his house. I left presents for my neices on the table and a quick phone call to hisa voicemail to say call me when you get home so I can stop back over and see the new princess.

I jump in my car look at the time and i now have 45 minutes to get home jump in the shower and then get to the preschool to pick up Holly. i drive home park underneath a tree in front of my house, open the car door and grab all the crap off the front seat and as i go to get out i hear BLOOB and look down into the sewer grate beneath my feet just in time to see my cell phone slowly sink into the 2 feet of muck and water.

I go in the house take a shower jump back into the car thinking of all the numbers and pictures i just lost and pick up Holly only to inform her she is taking a trip to the mall with mommy to get a new phone. this translates to holly as...... mommy is taking you to the mall where they have webkinz.She is jumping around drinking my ice tea we get to the mall and the sprint store and she says " mommy i have to go to the bathroom" i say " hold it Hol we are only going to be another 5 minutes " she says ok but one minute later that look of dread comes over her face and i am yelling as i drag her out of the store " Bag it and tag it I'll be back "

Now if you read my journal you will know i cant run i kinda limp fast and for me to walk the mall is difficult now i have to go 10 stores down to a bathroom with a 5 year old and her bursting bladder while the sprint lady is setting up my phone and wondering if i am the carziest person she ever met. needless to say we barely made it.

so here i am finally home ,a new phone, a bag of lindt chocolate and a couple of movies to keep me on the sofa for the night and on y one more trip out into the mean cruel world that has targetted me today for disaster and VR times out on me hoping i lost my days rant

HAAAAAA i found the copy and paste buttons and know better!

A slap in the face
18:54 Jun 02 2008
Times Read: 898

This is going to start off as a how i spent my weekend rant but it has a good ending so bare with me.

I live now on a large street with a severe parking shortagethere is many a day when my boyfriend and our friend downstairs have to play musical cars on this block so we can all have decent parking without worrying the cars will be broken into. ( it has already happened 4 times ) 3 doors down lives the parking natzi who likes to leave notes on your car to tell you to park elsewhere she seems to think owning her house gives her rights to own all the parking as well.

Friday night about 8 we come home , no parking ..... what a fuckin suprise. so my car goes in front of the house and low and behold by 6 am there goes my first note tucked neatly in a sandwich bag so the rain doesnt destroy it. I took it off my car laughed and went about my day. by 5 that night note number 2 is put on my windsheild and it basicly says that i am inconsiderate and should park around the block.

I was fed up so i said fuck her wrote her a note back explaining to her that it was harrassment and if she puts another note on my car i will be calling the cops.

i woke up this morning and note 3 has appeared so i left my car sit a few more hours shook my head and debated if i should call the police and give them the notes or just claim a ton of money was stolen out of the car or just let it go i have too much going on today.

too much going on won. my brother was having his second child and i just wanted to go see her.

I come home and there she is all in a huff moving her car into the parking spot she gets out f the car gives me a dirty look drops her keys and as she bends down to get them all ready to tell me to go fuck herself she bangs her head on her own mailbox.

so many smartass remarks had come to mind but i couldnt stop laughing long enough to say them.