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Okay!

So I am on my way to work, walking down the street as I normally do and what shall I come across!

A older man that gets down on his knees and says;

Please let me do this to make your day!

(I shit you not the man was worshiping me, hahaha)

Then says as he stands up to shake my hand and kisses it. (Unpleasant!)

I wish I could take you home with me, I have a lot of pets that would love to play with you!

So as I backed away saying; Pets?

He said;

Yes! I would sit down on my couch and watch football enjoying my self as my pets play with you…



(Now, out of all the days in the world this would be the day that I forget my brain at home and shall not be able to think of anything to say, so I just laughed!)



So I walk. I get to work I again shit you not but an hour and a half goes by and a lady and her boyfriend invite me out to drinks after work for a threesome!



(What the fuck is going on here! I ask you!!!)



And last but not least a co-worker who I know likes me has never said anything about the way I look even on my really good days just had to compliment me.

What the hell was going on, I do not know but I do know this. I shall never wear that red dress again.