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16:53 Aug 18 2005
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From Team America





Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.



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Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.



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Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.



Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Im so pretty.
03:36 Aug 18 2005
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You are every goth-kids dream!



Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?

00:33 Aug 11 2005
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You are David! You are the leader of your vampiregang, and there is a good reason for it: youare charming, charismatic, sarcastic, and youalways look good in black! You know what youwant and you know how to get it. You haveincredible powers of persuasion and you are notafraid to use them. You enjoy entropy and useyour gang to make as much of it as possible.And if anyone steps in your path, you and yourlackeys will annihilate them!

Which Vampire from The Lost Boys are You?