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Love is.....
23:07 Aug 23 2007
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Washing an asshole with your bare hands and then hosing it off.



P.s. The dogs ass, not flans.

Well that there is a corn-hole wound.
00:36 Aug 14 2007
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So yesterday I bought my first ever box of Corn-dogs. Which in and of itself is nothing special. However I did notice that on the front of the box there was a photograph of two corn dogs on a plate. One covered in ketchup and the other in mustard. Again, nothing special there right? Well then I noticed that below that was written the words...



"Serving Suggestion"



I am glad that the company that sells this product saw fit to supply the consumer with new and interesting ideas in an attempt to stop them dwindling in the vacuum which revolves around the culinary world that is the battered sausage.