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Wisdom From Anonymous Women
20:57 Sep 26 2009
Times Read: 601






1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.



2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.



3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.



4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!



5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).



6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.



7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.



8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.



9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.



10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.



11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.



12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or

married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!



13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.



14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.



15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

so true of me
20:55 Sep 26 2009
Times Read: 603

GEMINI - Irresistible

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.

Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

20:53 Sep 26 2009
Times Read: 604

One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.



"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"

His answer surprised me...

"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.



In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo".



He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.

But I would not quit.



In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed.

But I would not quit.



He said. "Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant.

But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."



He said to me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots. I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you. Don't compare yourself to others."



He said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern, yet, they both make the forest beautiful.."



"Your time will come," God said to me. " You will rise high!"

"How high should I rise?" I asked.

"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned.

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."



I left the forest and brought back this story.

I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.......



Never regret a day in your life.

Good days give you Happiness

Bad days give you Experiences.

Both are essential to life.

Keep going...



Happiness keeps you Sweet,

Trials keep you Strong,

Sorrows keep you Human,

Failures keep you Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only God keeps You Going!

wow
02:32 Sep 04 2009
Times Read: 612

Alabama

Judge





Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall Please read the poem he wrote. It's below his picture.



















The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama ... Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama ! The judge's poem sums it up quite well.



America the beautiful,

or so you used to be.

Land of the Pilgrims' pride;

I'm glad they'll never see.



Babies piled in dumpsters,

Abortion on demand,

Oh, sweet land of liberty;

your house is on the sand.



Our children wander aimlessly

poisoned by cocaine

choosing to indulge their lusts,

when God has said abstain



From sea to shining sea,

our Nation turns away

From the teaching of God's love

and a need to always pray



We've kept God in our

temples,how callous we have grown.

When earth is but His footstool,

and Heaven is His throne.











We've voted in a government

that's rotting at the core,

Appointing Godless Judges;

who throw reason out the door,





Too soft to place a killer

in a well deserved tomb,

But brave enough to kill a baby

before he leaves the womb.



You think that God's not

angry,that our land's a moral slum?

How much longer will He wait

before His judgment comes?



How are we to face our God,

from Whom we cannot hide?

What then is left for us to do,

but stem this evil tide?



If we who are His children,

will humbly turn and pray;

Seek His holy face

and mend our evil way:



Then God will hear from Heaven;

and forgive us of our sins,

He'll heal our sickly land

and those who live within.



But, America the Beautiful,

If you don't - then you will see,

A sad but Holy God

withdraw His hand from Thee.



~~Judge Roy Moore~~



This says it all. May we all forward this message and offer our prayers for Judge Moore to be blessed and for America to wake up and realize what we need to do to keep OUR America the Beautiful.



Pass this on and let's lift Judge Moore up in Prayer. He has stood firm and needs our support.



IN GOD WE TRUST!