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As I got older I developed furniture disease. My chest fell into my drawers.

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridges to cross and which to burn.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

How can there be so much difference between a day off and an off day?

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to the office.