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THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
22:34 Aug 31 2006
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1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS:
Our government can track a cow born in Canada three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington! They also tracked her calves to their stalls. Yet, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse, is because you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
What kind of Vampire am I??? Let's have a look then.02:43 Aug 27 2006
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