The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Person sitting next to me. Crunching potatoes chips for the past 30 minutes. I have already plotted a half dozen ways to kill you. No one needs to stuff their face with potato chips and tuna for 30 minutes straight. I hope you get up to go, to your shift and stand up and fall flat on your face. And die, I would love to take a the huge metal rod behind me and, smash your face in until you quit moving but I do need to clock in. For my shift now.