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My mother just told me this.



While she was out in the jacuzzi she had a fright of a loud noise, she even thought it was a gunshot. She looks around trying to find the source and sees this squirrel throwing the remnants of whatever the hell it is eating on the deck. She yells for me to get it outta here I look at it, it looks at me. Starring contest with a squirrel, eventually it left on it's own. Then my kid threw something at it I think it was a rock. Never seen a squirrel run that fast poor fucking thing HAHA.