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>> Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound > >> good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series > >> of promises that really speaks to true friendship. > >> 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge > > >> against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > >> 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > >> 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got a laid. > >> 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. > >> 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. > >> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. > >> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. > >> I don't want whatever you have. > >> 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > >> This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?", you may ask. >>> Because > >> you are my friend. > >> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you > >> can > >> only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway. > >> Remember:> >> A good friend will help you move. > >> A really good friend will help you move a body. > >> Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. >