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Fear: The ultimate workout for your glutes. Just climb an extension ladder and pressure wash the eves of a building and BLAMO the next day you will feel where every muscle clenched in fear.

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Joli
22:01 Aug 11 2026

Is THAT what that clap was? Heard it all the way in Louisiana.

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We were out late last night, after dancing and catching up with folks we haven't seen in a while. I don't envy my partner, he has to go to a bachelor party tonight after getting minimal sleep and partying the night before. I think we're going to need a nap today, but not yet because right now I need to...

MOW.


THE.


LAAAAAWN!

Tomorrow I'm busy and it's going to be raining so today is the day the grass becomes mine and goes into the ever growing compost pile.

I just need a second to motivate...

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Joli
17:00 Aug 01 2026

Channel your inner Momoa.

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Morrigon
17:45 Aug 01 2026

I've...got...noodle...legs....

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