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Well as some of you know, my oldest boy graduated in May. He moved out, is holding down a full time job on graveyard shift, and a part time job at kfc/taco bell during the days and weekends. He will be 18 on the 21st of this month.



Well yesterday I had to go pick up his money for his cell phone and truck insurance and I got to meet his girlfriend!



Turns out she is 26 and a stripper!



I'm not thrilled at all. In fact I don't think many moms are thrilled to meet their sons first girlfriend especially when she is almost a decade older and a fucking stripper!



I get the feeling it won't last long.



I'll be nice.

If you send me a message referring to me by anything other than my name, if you try to cyber with me, if you send me suggestive pictures, I will personally hunt you down and set your little dick on fire.



Got it?

If anyone has issues with me or the way I think, or if you have carried on a conversation and didn't like what I had to say, then here is something you can do:



Fuck off.

So that friend of mine that pisses me off texted me a couple days ago asking what we were doing for the 4th. I told her I wasn't sure what the fire department was doing. I said I would let her know. She said she hadn't been out to our house since we moved in almost 3 years ago. (She has a navigator and refuses to drive it on our road because it will get dirt on it). I told her that she never wants to drive on our road. She said they would be in the other truck (they could have came in the other truck before). She told me shut up and just feel loved. I said I would let her know.



I get a text last night asking Are we on for the 4th? I told her we are having the get together with the fire department. She asked wheres that at. I told her here in Sugar Grove for the fire department and their kids, no alcohol. She said who said anything about alcohol. I said You aren't part of the fire department. She said nevermind.



SCORE! I think I pissed her off!



But seriously. They aren't part of the fire department and I don't know how else to tell her.

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Unisex
15:11 Jul 03 2013

Gotta love those fair weather friends. Always there when it's convenient for them but never when you actually need them.

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So I have one of those friends that I've known for about 7 years that became a friend through her husband which has been my friend for quite some time.



We are total opposites. I cook. She can't boil water. I bite my fingernails. She has to get her nails done every week. I don't care what my hair looks like walking out of the house. She has to make sure it's perfect before leaving her bedroom. I wear jewelry only on special occasions. She puts on necklaces, earrings, and rings on every finger when she wakes up. I'm Pagan. She's Christian. I treat my husband with respect. She drags her husband to the titty bar, makes him take off his glasses, then yells at him when they get home even though she was getting the lap dance. I very rarely drink. She likes to party ALL the time.



She also doesn't come home to her husband. Says she doesn't have the gas to come home every night from work (she works 30 miles from home). She has 3 kids, but doesn't come home every night.



She knows I'm the first one there to back her husband up when she's doing him wrong. But hey, it's not my fault he married a fucking bitch.



Anyone have friends like this? Ones that you just want to pop in the mouth for being so stupid?

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Unisex
15:10 Jul 03 2013

I use to have friends like that. Mine liked to complain about how their lives were so bad and full of drama. When I pointed out to them that they were the ones bringing in their own drama it didn't go over very well. You ever go from being a "total godsend" to the "fucking devil asshole!" just for proving to someone that 99 percent of their problems are because of themselves?

I use to bend over backward for people like that just to help them out so their kids could have a good life. I refuse to do that anymore. It may seem harsh but at the first sign of that kind of immaturity anymore I dump them like they're hot and make sure they know they're not welcome to contact me anymore. I've got enough of my own family problems without adding their bullshit to it, ya know?

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Saetan
15:43 Jul 03 2013

Yes, I do! I have one that became my sister in law that absolutely drives me batty!

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