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A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young

new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor

told her she was pregnant.. She burst out of the room and ran down the

corridor screaming.



An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was;

after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another

room. Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's

room. "What in tarnation is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman

is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and

you told her she was pregnant?!!"



The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking

up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"