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Morri: I was just noticing how so many of the building we build are phallic shaped.



Birra: Of course.



Morri: Do you think it would at all practical if they were more... ...



Birra: ...vaginally shaped?



Morri: Yeah.



Birra: Probably not, for the simple principal of, you don't erect a vagina.



Morri: But think of all the parking!

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Morrigon
05:45 Sep 04 2011

*pats self on back*

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birra
05:48 Sep 04 2011

Are you sure I wasn't drinking tonight?



Just re-read this...

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Requiem
17:33 Sep 04 2011

... You two make me giggle. Heh.

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brileybeauford666
23:39 Sep 06 2011

Something I've noticed as well, most hanging light fixtures look like boobs.

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Birra: The Bible only says you shouldn't work on Sunday. It says nothing about watching porn on Sunday.



Morri: On the seventh day, God rested... everything but his right hand?



Birra: Of course - where do you think comets came from?

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Sulks
19:28 Sep 01 2011

Heh.

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ToxicKitten
20:56 Sep 01 2011

LMAO

ewwww

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ladySnowStrixx
16:05 Sep 02 2011

lmao!! that is too funny ............. sooooooooo wrong but Funny as hell.

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brileybeauford666
23:02 Sep 03 2011

Too freakin funny!

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