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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.



Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.



Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.



One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.



Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.



She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.



After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.



The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'



'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....



'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

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ladygoddessaries
08:38 Feb 26 2010

*giggles*

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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came > upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are > you doing?"



"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.



"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

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"No, would you like to give it a try?"

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Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his > arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the > other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, > jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left..

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Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy

handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened

to you?"

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He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

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When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in

sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear

and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day..............cupcake

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Theban
17:24 Feb 19 2010

OMG... love the joke.

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