A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
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*giggles* Know a few bikers that would say that very thing~
LOL!
lol I still wouldn't eat one!
Never going to a bar again....
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vampchica4
00:49 May 12 2009
not all ghosts are evil.
Just like light does not always mean good/ dark does not always mean bad.
All a spirit wants is rest- would you like ppl filming you all the time?!
Thank you for posting this, Cadre, but those ppl never thought about the spirits' feelings. they just wanted to make a name for themselves.
Think about how you would feel if someone got famous because you died and they turned you into a freak show.
Ghosts/ spirits deserve rest. Not a paperazzi.
Theban
14:30 May 13 2009
Lol, I can see the fear in there faces.