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CGH: Just how do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?



DEE: I guess pretty much the same way the guy who drives the snowplow gets to work.

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Sinora
19:41 Jun 25 2008

Now I'll be up half the night thinking about that lol

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I was just reviewing photos taken by one of my technicians to be included in a survey report. Isn't it ironic that when a residence burns down, the only things left standing are the chimney and the fireplace?

I just noticed that my lemonade is made with artificial flavoring but my dish soap has real lemon juice in it.

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Oceanne
19:06 Jun 25 2008

I wonder if the soap tastes better.

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The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee.

Overheard:



He: I effin’ want you.



She: I am an adult. You can say the “F” word. You won’t offend me.



He: OK. I want to effin’ fuck you.



She: …….

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Requiem
01:06 Jul 26 2011

This made me snortgiggle hahahah :)

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The expression of my face must have told it all. My eyes popped open to the size of saucers; my mouth a large O, not a sound escaping; a silent scream of shock.



She had knelt on my dick.

So I wear ribbed condoms inside-out...for MY pleasure.

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NocturnalGoddess
08:02 Jun 03 2008

Oh for shame on you!! LOL

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Kontradiction
07:30 Jun 05 2008

: O

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jaggedxtears
19:37 Jun 08 2008

lol



Simply wonderfully straightforward!!!

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