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PRIVATE ENTRY
14:17 Jun 27 2008
Times Read: 963

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And I thought I was funny
19:31 Jun 25 2008
Times Read: 978

CGH: Just how do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

DEE: I guess pretty much the same way the guy who drives the snowplow gets to work.

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Sinora
19:41 Jun 25 2008

Now I'll be up half the night thinking about that lol

Irony
19:24 Jun 25 2008
Times Read: 980

I was just reviewing photos taken by one of my technicians to be included in a survey report. Isn't it ironic that when a residence burns down, the only things left standing are the chimney and the fireplace?

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Reading material
18:47 Jun 25 2008
Times Read: 988

I just noticed that my lemonade is made with artificial flavoring but my dish soap has real lemon juice in it.

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Oceanne
19:06 Jun 25 2008

I wonder if the soap tastes better.

Wisdom for today learned first-hand
18:31 Jun 25 2008
Times Read: 990

The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee.

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...um...
16:19 Jun 23 2008
Times Read: 998

Overheard:

He: I effin’ want you.

She: I am an adult. You can say the “F” word. You won’t offend me.

He: OK. I want to effin’ fuck you.

She: …….

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Requiem
01:06 Jul 26 2011

This made me snortgiggle hahahah :)

Gah!
13:42 Jun 02 2008
Times Read: 1,064

The expression of my face must have told it all. My eyes popped open to the size of saucers; my mouth a large O, not a sound escaping; a silent scream of shock.

She had knelt on my dick.

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