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Where's a man when you need one? Creepy, scary lookin' spider crawling across my wall. I didn't kill it, well, I didn't squish it anyway. It's outside on the deck. Outside where it belongs....*shudders*

Nothing like taking a vacation and unknowingly bringing along unwanted stow aways. Seems I managed to pack a cold and the hormone fairy with me....damnit. I'm still having a good time though! I will not let them interfere. Now, where's my ibuprofen?

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Vampirewitch39
18:10 Jan 14 2010

O.O



You are sleeping on the floor...



LOL

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I have been scarred for life. *runs screaming*

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Bones
23:27 Jan 09 2010

Heh, you can run but you can't hide! ;)

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birra
16:21 Jan 10 2010

I'm starting to think it was intended to be goofy and retarded...

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I just put water in the coffee pot, turned it on, went back to get coffee and forgot to put COFFEE in it. I hope this isn't a precursor to my day...

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voodoochile
17:19 Jan 08 2010

Maybe use the hot water for tea?

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As much as I love my Jersey peeps, I'm really missing Buffalo. I guess I really have found the place where I'm comfortable and feel at home.

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birra
13:33 Jan 04 2010

It's kind of like the Death Star... just get close enough and the tractor-beam won't let you escape.



*sings "Welcome to the Hotel Cheektowaga..."*

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