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This Does Not Include My Wonderful Fiancee
03:49 Dec 29 2011
Times Read: 451
Why do the Women on VampireRave think they are so damn special ? Most have their heads shoved so far up their own asses they haven't seen daylight for years.
Anyway ... joking aside here's a belter =D
Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, they have designed the Clitaurus. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.
No Bones About It
22:04 Dec 16 2011
Times Read: 472
WTF CHUCK ????? !!!!
A Hand With No Heart ?
20:16 Dec 07 2011
Times Read: 514
Yippee ... I am getting VERY used to having Kismets directed at me by Sires of VampireRave ... especially a very special Royal Sire :)
But to be HONOURED by The Hand in hers is rare and to be documented.
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Don't be a dork- learn banter from seriousness.
Set at 20:06 on December 07 2011
Make that dork that knows what a ;) means!
Someone pass me some nuts ... she seems to have kicked me in mine. ;)
Two Catagories in One Go !!
04:07 Dec 01 2011
Times Read: 510
Well you with think with BORAX/Aracon/Dumbarse ... or even the Chrome Chronical with a Sentoran to consider for Novembers award for 'Passing The Annoyance Threshold' ... it may well be a difficult decision ... I had contemplated this for a few days ... strange how the obvious just bites you on the behind when decision time comes ... I log on ... check who is online and it hits me right between the eyes ... my good friend ...
golgotha
with a kismet that needs cheering up
-deep sigh- How I hate you.
And the nerve to add too many sixes
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LORDMOGY
19:16 Dec 29 2011
The last thing I heard about Ford was it stood for Found On Road Dead...