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divorce agreement
18:51 Mar 03 2009
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I think this is written by a pretty smart young feller...it says a lot, especially the last paragraph line. I would love to see the left-tilted response separation agreement...if you see one, please fwd to me.









DIVORCE AGREEMENT



THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT. I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!





American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:



We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.



Here is a model separation agreement:



Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.



We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).



We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.



You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.



We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.



We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.



You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.



We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.



Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,

just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.





Sincerely,



John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

545 people
18:49 Mar 03 2009
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545 PEOPLE

By Charlie Reese



Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then

campaign against them.



Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are

against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?



Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and

high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?



You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does.



You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations.

The House of representatives does.



You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.



You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.



You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.



One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court

justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally,

morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague

this country.



I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was

created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional

duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private,

central bank.



I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They

have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a

congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if

they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the

power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is

the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.



Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what

they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless

of party.



What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount

of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood

up and criticized the President for creating deficits. The president can

only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.



The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole

responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving

appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi.

She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not

the president, can approve any budget they want. If the president vetoes it,

they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.



It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace

545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and

irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not

traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain

truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it

must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.



If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.



If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red .



If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they want them in IRAQ



If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan

not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.



There are no insoluble government problems.



Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire

and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they

can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from

whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the

belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy,"

"inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an

oath to do.



Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.



They, and they alone, have the power.



They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their

bosses.



Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.



We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!



Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.