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Q. when is it much better to be a woman than a man?

A. when you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulance.

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Slain
12:23 Apr 15 2009

NIce ones lol

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Q. why does a maths graduate say to a sociology graduate?

A. i'll have a burger and fries, please.

Q. what is the german word for constipation?

A. farfrompoopin.

Q. why did the golfer have two pairs of pants?

A. in case he got a hole-in-one.

Q. what do you call a man with no arms and no

legs who can play the drums?

A. clever dick.