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21:38 Oct 29 2020
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So I had a happy entertainment this afternoon.

Two guys showed up today to do, umm....something to the lawn next door.

First guy is running a leaf blower. Ok. He is terrible at it but ok. Then the second guy shows up with a small riding mower. Ok. He just kind of mows around aimlessly, not following any path. No bagging attachment. Hmm. Now I'm watching closely, leaf blower guy is not really blowing them anywhere. At this point, you may figure out they're hourly workers on a state-owned lot.

First guy decides he wants to run the mower. Knocks the cowling off the engine. Tries for a while to get it back on. Second guy grabs the leaf blower and begins randomly blowing leaves. First guy keeps knocking the cowling off, now he's driving .1mph, holding the side chute up with one hand...cowling keeps slipping off. So then he's trying to simultaneously hold the cowling and chute, driving aimlessly.

Second guy goes out front and gets on a larger zero-radius mower. Proceeds to drive in circles and mulch the shit out of the tiny front lawn. I counted twenty circles, but he had been at it before I started counting. First guy runs his mower out of gas, slowly trundles to get the can. Fills it up, tries to start it...it's in gear, almost takes out the fence but manages to kill the engine. Starts putting more gas in? Sure, seems reasonable. Takes cowling off and throws it in the bushes.

Second guy "finishes" in the front (just left the mulched leaves in the middle of the lawn), gets back on the leafblower. First guy still just randomly mowing the leaves in the back without a pattern. For the next fifteen minutes, they do this. It's about a 40'x30' lot. My favorite part was the one non-random action: the leafblower guy keeps clearing off the sidewalk, only for the mower guy to immediately blow leaves on it again. I counted five times for that one, but I wasn't watching the entire time.

Finally, satisfied with the fine layer of wet leaf paste they've created, they depart. They did remember to grab the cowling from the bushes. Then an old woman came out of the house and started sweeping away all the mulched leaves they got all over everything (patio, chairs, grill, etc).

I was impressed by the show of modern American ineptitude and fraud.


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fallendarkangel666
fallendarkangel666
22:29 Oct 29 2020

Only in America





DeadlyDreams
DeadlyDreams
23:37 Oct 29 2020

lol.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:40 Oct 30 2020





 

15:44 Oct 29 2020
Times Read: 966



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18:46 Oct 24 2020
Times Read: 1,000


I'm going to put this out there and it may not be a popular opinion on the subject. I think GhostBuster 2 might be better than the first.


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DeadlyDreams
DeadlyDreams
19:39 Oct 24 2020

i agree





Wiccanmoon
Wiccanmoon
21:03 Oct 24 2020

I liked both





Succubixencounter
Succubixencounter
22:16 Oct 24 2020

I have to agree, the second was better.





 

21:48 Oct 22 2020
Times Read: 1,050


There's too many men, too many people making too many problems and there's not much love to go around.
Can't you see this is the land of confusion?
This is the world we live in and these are the hands we're given.
Use them and let's start trying to make it a place worth living in.



And then your fucking ex-wife will take armed guards and steal it.

...and her boyfriend and armed guards. No joke. No moral to the story. Just. Holy fuck, 2020.

Phil Collins: Ex-wife took over Miami mansion with armed guards
There’s this girl that’s been on Phil Collins’ mind: It’s his ex-wife, and he’s suing to get her and her new man out of his $33 million mansion.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2020/10/21/phil-collins-ex-wife-took-over-miami-mansion-with-armed-guards/


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DeadlyDreams
DeadlyDreams
21:51 Oct 22 2020

good song





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
21:59 Oct 22 2020

Suing? She must have some sort of claim because all he needed to do was call Law Enforcement.

But again...Must be more to the story so these are only my initial thoughts.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
22:07 Oct 22 2020

That "story" is leaving me with so many legal questions that I'm wondering if it's fake news. LOL!





Dakotah
Dakotah
23:11 Oct 22 2020

Bro, she now: Phil Collins’s Ex-Wife Now Wants $20 Million to Leave His $40 Million Mansion:


https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/10/phil-collins-ex-wife-orianne-cevey-20-million-payout-vacate-mansion





Dakotah
Dakotah
23:13 Oct 22 2020

2020 will be the year I gave up all hope.





Amaranthine
Amaranthine
23:21 Oct 22 2020

What a gold-digger....should've had a prenuptial agreement





Amaranthine
Amaranthine
23:22 Oct 22 2020

If anything I've been through has taught me anything...anyone will screw you over no matter how much they love you or you love them





 

16:04 Oct 22 2020
Times Read: 1,070


Alright, Bro's here is a video we need to apply. For the Ladies to be happy!

(YouTube put this is my recommended videos so clearly, I am meant to see this and share it with my bros!)




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Liliancat
Liliancat
16:11 Oct 22 2020

Booty bouncing excersise. And a man in tights. A sight for the others





Liliancat
Liliancat
16:11 Oct 22 2020

Come on love we need to sexercise hehehehehhe





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:32 Oct 22 2020





DeadlyDreams
DeadlyDreams
21:11 Oct 22 2020

ohh





Daize
Daize
19:33 Oct 29 2020

This dude was in a tv show..gigolos..i saw few episodes i was cracking up haha





 

00:08 Oct 11 2020
Times Read: 1,122


Mountain Apple Cobbler:

This has to be the best cobbler ever and it is so easy to make:



The house smells of cinnamon, baked apples: Fall! I warn you though it MUST be served with vanilla icecream:

2 (8 ounce) cans refrigerated crescent rolls

2 large Honey Crisp - peeled, cored, and cut into 8 wedges each

1 cup butter, melted

1 ½ cups white sugar

1 tablespoon ground cinnamon

1 (12 fluid ounce) can or bottle caffeinated citrus-flavored soda (such as Mountain Dew)

Step 1
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13 inch baking dish.

Step 2
Unroll the crescent roll dough, and separate the sheets into individual triangles. Roll each apple wedge into a triangle of dough, and place them into the baking dish, seam sides down.

Step 3
Mix the melted butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a bowl, and spoon evenly over the dough-wrapped apple slices. Pour the soda over the rolls.

Step 4
Bake in the preheated oven until the top is browned, the apples are cooked through, and the cobbler is bubbling, 45 to 50 minutes.

Note: Some people use Granny Smith Apples but I have found Honey Crisp Apples are a lot better to bake with because they hold there flavor better and do not get mushy like Granny Smith apples. Trust me on this, I bake a lot.


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
01:25 Oct 11 2020





HalloweenDreams
HalloweenDreams
02:07 Oct 11 2020

im drooling were is mine





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
04:38 Oct 11 2020

Looks good. may try this





DeadlyDreams
DeadlyDreams
15:21 Oct 11 2020

it looks yummy sean.send some my way lol





 

16:58 Oct 06 2020
Times Read: 1,163


May I have your attention, please...



I need your help to encourage...OUR LORD...



To write a...



MOGYOLOGY: How to live your best life.

Thank you!


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:02 Oct 06 2020





 

11:56 Oct 02 2020
Times Read: 1,205


Last night I opened my bedroom window. The air has that wonderful crisp Fall in it. I slept like a babe last night wrapped up in my warm comforter. I was still sleeping this morning at 06:30 am till this happened...




VERY LOUDLY!!!!!!!




I currently live by Fort Stewart and where I have heard this before when I have been up willingly at 06:30 am and outside this was the first morning I was in bed with my window open snuggled deep in my covers all warm and heard it LOUD and CLEAR.

So it's investing in some earplugs if I want to sleep with my window open or Forgo the wonderful crisp fall temperatures luring me to sleep each night.

That military wake up music sure works though I am wide awake now!


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
12:54 Oct 02 2020



"Reveille, Reveille, Reveille....Get out of the rack...Now!"

"Move, Move, Move...Faster..Faster..Faster!"

"You're moving to slow, Privates. Get on line now!!!"

"Count....Off!"


Oh, sorry.....Flash backs...






Dakotah
Dakotah
13:57 Oct 02 2020

I thought of you this morning, Bro as the wake up from the Base was blasting. This is the Base song:

I Wouldn't Give A Bean
To Be A Fancy Pants Marine
I'd Rather Be A
Dog Face Soldier Like I Am

I Wouldn't Trade My Old OD's
For All The Navy's Dungarees
For I'm The Walking Pride
Of Uncle Sam

On Army Posters That I Read
It Says "Be All That You Can"
So They're Tearing Me Down
To Build Me Over Again





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
14:18 Oct 02 2020

LOL!!!





MoonlightSinners
MoonlightSinners
14:42 Oct 02 2020

good one sean





ShatteredAura
ShatteredAura
18:42 Oct 02 2020

lol








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