Do I wake up and log on FB and the first thing I see each time is the same question each time...
Dayum FB, What's On Your Mind? How would you like me to ask you that every day FB?
Well ok, I suppose I should appreciate your concern.
I suppose if you never asked, I'd feel like you don't care at all.
If I didn't want to tell you, I could always lie and say "nothing", but we both know the answer is..... "SEX"!!
I wake up and the first thing I do is start chatting with a hot babe online.
It's almost 6:00 a.m. and I've been awake for about an hour and a half.
All that shopping, room re-arranging, spackling holes (that I'll later paint over), and dusting followed by food and a hot shower put me out for the count. I think the last time I even looked at the time for some reason it was almost 2 a.m. before I drifted off to sleep listening to my favorite tunes on my iPod.
I had a dream I was riding around town in Florida with my Brother and we were comparing notes as to which female baby-sitters had their way with us back in the day.
Did it shape my brain? Yup! I grew up equating the Female Gender with Pleasure and if a female didn't like sex or anything sexual, something was wrong with her.
Back in the day, there wasn't any background checking and references sought, it was "hey, I need to do something, can you watch my kid(s) and I'll pay you?"
I have fond memories of those young ladies even though today's society would charge them with sexual assault, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and have them register and a Sex Offender and a Pedophile even though it was all consensual, but of course I hadn't reached the age of consent yet.
The room is full of shadows dancing wickedly on the red walls
There is an intoxicating aroma thanks to the burning scented candles
A selected list of erotic songs plays softly filling the room with desire and lust
He just sits there on his throne made of skulls, motionless, emotionless
She wants to see his eyes so bad, but he's wearing shades
She half thinks if he removed them, his eyes would be as black as night
She's bound to a black chair
She trusts him completely and submits to his will totally, but that doesn't stop her from feeling anxiety as to what he has in store for her
He slowly stands
Her breathing quickens, her eyes widen
He places a blind fold over her eyes
Immediately her other senses heightens
She feels his warm breath as he softly whispers only three words into her ear
She feels a single stream of liquid escape the portal to the Universe....
**Love My New In Home Sauna **
I have some of the best Neighbors. It was hard getting the first of 3 boxes upstairs alone, but there was no way I was going to get the larger one up by myself. My neighbor help me to get the last two upstairs.
Finally...The Sauna is all put together and it works just fine...just fine.
However, they got their wires mixed up so on the display pad, the button that says Inside (Lights) turns on the Outside Lights and vice versa.
That's going to fuck with my OCD....LOL!
I'm going to have to call them about that one.
Job Complete.... Love It!
So after my hot water heater burst and water damaged the carpet inside my home near the stairs, the insurance company paid to replace the carpet in every area downstairs minus areas closed off by doors which would have only excluded the guest bedroom.
Now that I have Bandit, instead of replacing with new blue carpet (2nd Favorite Color) that he could accidentally stain with his urine, I decided to go with decorative stained concrete flooring.
Now Bandit can move around down stairs without worry and I can walk on blue skies among the clouds beneath my feet and blue skies above my head
2 pics and a video....