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Why?



Because I Can't Be Tamed!



If we can't compromise when we disagree, don't think you're going to just have your way and walk all over me.



I LOVE Vagina, but I'll develop carpal tunnel and arthritis before I'm ever a Slave to one....

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ZombieLegendre
05:10 Oct 23 2016

DAMN STRAIGHT!

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I use to wake one (well all of them actually) of my Ex-Wives every morning before I had to go to work for some "Get My Day Started Off Right" sex. She use to complain that she was sleepy, tired and I took too long. She knew she would have to deal with my attitude from being rejected so she usually complied. I remember one time I asked for just 5 minutes. If I wasn't done by then, I'd just stop and get dress for work with no negative attitude. She didn't believe me, but took me up on my offer. I finished in 5 minutes flat. She asked if I can do that, why do I tend to take between 30-60 minutes or longer all the other times. I told her because it was more about the Journey than the Destination... ^_^

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LordFangor
05:02 Oct 22 2016

"all of them" I'm dying here. :)

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Most people go to work and do their job 5 days out of the week and go home to relax. They also relax on the weekend which is 2 days.



My job is Leisure Living and it's 24/7. I don't get a break because it's all a break.



So don't you tell me about the struggle because the struggle is real.



I was awake until 5:30 am today watching every episode of 'Stranger Things', went to sleep and slept until noon and now I have to go find something else to watch on Netflix.



A Life of Leisure is Challenging. Don't choose it unless you're ready for the level of Awesomeness that comes with it.



Just the thought of having to entertain myself when I'm not sleeping or swinging in my bench-swing looking up at the sky or playing with my puppy-dog or enjoying all the other amenities my Resort Home has to offer is a bit overwhelming at times, but I do it to satisfy the curiosity of those who wonder can it be done and at my age.



The Sacrifice....

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ZombieLegendre
23:54 Oct 16 2016

LOL!

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SimpleMan
00:31 Oct 17 2016

People have no idea.lol

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Dakotah
04:01 Oct 17 2016

I take tips from your journal for when I retire too. I plan to retire at age 40. Though my horse training business I will do till I drop dead. I do practice though on the weekends for that retirement/leisure time.

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Liliancat
04:15 Oct 17 2016

I am shocked how you survive all this Mogy o.O

You are a hero :P

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Don't forget...This is National No Bra Day!!!



Free your ta-tas ^_^



http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2016/10/free-your-ta-tas-with-national-no-bra-day

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ZombieLegendre
02:35 Oct 14 2016

I approve this message!

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So this chick says she wants a guy with a 10 or 11 inch penis. So I said well two can play that game, I want a chick with a vagina opening smaller than her asshole.



We don't chat anymore. LMAO!!!

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xAngelofAgonyx
12:10 Oct 03 2016

HAHA! This made my morning, it's always great when you can flip something on a person like you describe. Kudos to you.

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