I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
I can’t help giggling when I see the title ‘Venerable Sire' as it sounds like a sexual disease.
That brings me nicely onto Nightgames’ latest kismet…
Another VR Update??? Be very afraid...
The Coven of Kabbalah fully supports VR's mentorship program and has one up and running called The Talmud .
Everyone who joins will be equal Co Assistant Mentor Masters and act and respond to each others questions in a fun and easy going environment.
As it will cover anything from VR query's to lifes mysteries, I can extend this service to anyone who uses the Dark Network.
So if you are interested in us, just message me, 'BLOODLIFE' .
What does Talmud mean?
The Talmud (Hebrew: תַּלְמוּד talmūd "instruction, learning", from a root lmd "teach, study")
I have also added another page to the coven that tells a little more about 'The Talmud'.
COMMENTS
*Smiles and leaves you a hug* You will be a great mentor.
Makes me wish I had another profile so I could join this mentorship, it sounds really fun and interesting.
Lol, at least you klnow what your doing!
The very next time I fall over on of lifes mysteries, I'm sending it to you hon....good luck.
In a throwaway comment this week Sinora asked me if I had been watching Torchwwood this week.
I hadn't as it clashed with something else I was watching but as I like that sort of stuff I asked my friends if anyone had recorded it or if it could be viewed on iplayer, it couldn't apparently, well not yet.
I can always rely on the geek of our group to drop off a disc of all three episodes 'back to back'!!!
I am out Sunday morning but I do have the rest of the day to myself. I will be armed with ice-cream, pop-corn and chockies.
COMMENTS
*Looks sad*......well it worked earlier lol
I had never watched it before but i was hooked
but i love dr who too!
all sci fi stuff......
so i guess i was meant to like it
xXx
Torchwood was sooo sad, great show!
Dam that Captain Jack to hell lol!
Sometimes I really do wish I was playing in the school playground, pulling girls pig tails, wiping snot on my sleeve. When the most important decision in the entire universe was who you would sit next to in class.
What happened? When did everything get serious? I missed it some how!
COMMENTS
Aww bless ya
i can`t say i miss school myself
i got bullied alot for being different
in many ways..
but funny how things come around
people are so shocked about
how my life has gone
and how i look today
poke in the eye to them!
xXx
Did I see the word snot? Bogies...oh yeah ^^
Well I'm still in school and I wish that I was still in kindergarden. It was so fun there! Nap times etc..
*pouts* Those were the days.
I'm with ya on that one hon lol
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Freyja
18:39 Jul 30 2009
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
omg omg omg thats fucking funny
Theban
12:47 Jul 31 2009
Lol, that's what you get when you fart at your leisure....I suppose they didn't smell...or is that also why everyone was looking.....so funny, would loved to of been there!
CarnelianMyst
02:05 Aug 01 2009
Slap the guy next to you and shout "cripes sakes what died inside YOU!"