Filed request to be excused of jury duty in August, as the Baby is hanging on my breast all day. The reply was funny. [She is breast feeding]
[Reply] Unfortunately I have to ask you to provide additional documentation for your request. In particular please substantiate that you are currently as well as consecutively in future breast-feeding full time. It would additionally be helpful, albeit not obligatory, to outline, based on your experience, the required breast-feeding-frequency. A, in my view, suitable reference would be an attestation by a midwife or a doctor. The therefor arising costs will be recouped.
Here you go Mogy Brother:
And a message from our Black Guy
(This is humor, I am not political)
Bye the way, where the GoFundMe at now? Last I herd I think 7 million.
Omg ..I hope your elf on the shelf reports you!!
That is funny Q
..... and cook him a delicious meal.
Hell, I'd settle for a delicious sandwich. LOL!
The foreplay ore sex one cracked me up and of course the last one. LOl Yeah Mogy when I posted this I almost posted with it a sandwich pic
Funny thing is that a woman really can give pleasure and a nice meal almot at the same time....sex first and then you eat her with a nice chianti and some fava beans.
No need to wait for the meal to be cooked, you just had sex with it so it is right there in your bed ready to devour >:)
LOL Brother Mord, I missed your sense of humor! Welcome back.