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16:56 Dec 28 2018
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My nephew got a box of these for Christmas and he is building the kit in my room. I know this will happen:

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LORDMOGY
17:06 Dec 28 2018

R.I.P. Dakotah's Feet. LOL!

Dakotah
17:12 Dec 28 2018

He is building a ship. It's actually fun but yeah stepping on one of these is painful.

KarminaTheDarkAngel
18:31 Dec 28 2018

I have stepped on many of those devil toys LOL

15:06 Dec 22 2018
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Germans....

Filed request to be excused of jury duty in August, as the Baby is hanging on my breast all day. The reply was funny. [She is breast feeding]

[Reply] Unfortunately I have to ask you to provide additional documentation for your request. In particular please substantiate that you are currently as well as consecutively in future breast-feeding full time. It would additionally be helpful, albeit not obligatory, to outline, based on your experience, the required breast-feeding-frequency. A, in my view, suitable reference would be an attestation by a midwife or a doctor. The therefor arising costs will be recouped.

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20:44 Dec 21 2018
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Here you go Mogy Brother:

And a message from our Black Guy

And...

(This is humor, I am not political)

COMMENTS

Dakotah
20:50 Dec 21 2018

Bye the way, where the GoFundMe at now? Last I herd I think 7 million.

LORDMOGY
20:58 Dec 21 2018

LORDMOGY
22:33 Dec 21 2018

$12M

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/20/triple-amputee-military-vet-raises-million-trumps-border-wall-four-days/?noredirect=on

LORDMOGY
22:33 Dec 21 2018

16:41 Dec 21 2018
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A funny..... This one is for us Bro's...

COMMENTS

KarminaTheDarkAngel
16:52 Dec 21 2018

Omg ..I hope your elf on the shelf reports you!!

DarkestTemptation
17:12 Dec 21 2018

That is funny Q

DarkestTemptation
17:13 Dec 21 2018

Dakotah
17:15 Dec 21 2018

..... and cook him a delicious meal.

LORDMOGY
17:24 Dec 21 2018

Hell, I'd settle for a delicious sandwich. LOL!

Dakotah
17:29 Dec 21 2018

The foreplay ore sex one cracked me up and of course the last one. LOl Yeah Mogy when I posted this I almost posted with it a sandwich pic

MordrakusxMortalitas
20:04 Dec 21 2018

Very droll.

Funny thing is that a woman really can give pleasure and a nice meal almot at the same time....sex first and then you eat her with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

No need to wait for the meal to be cooked, you just had sex with it so it is right there in your bed ready to devour >:)

Dakotah
20:58 Dec 21 2018

LOL Brother Mord, I missed your sense of humor! Welcome back.

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