Today, I want to honor my hero. As a southerner, I was raised to have great respect for him. So, today, I dedicate my journal to him. I declare today Yosemite Sam Day!
Here are some of my favorite quotes. Today, try to work some of these into your conversations. They're like pepper to help spice things up. enjoy! (Yeah, even you yankees!)
"GIT OUTTA THERE YA RACKIN' FRACKIN' NAZIT-TRAP OR I'LL....."
"Ya ornry fur-bearin' rebel, you'll pay for this!"
"Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmit, I'm a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies!"
”I’m riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!"
Ya shark-livered varmit!!!
Ya hammer-head halibut!!
Ya shark-toothed salmon!!
Ya no good, bush-wackin' barracuda!
"Now, ya carrot-chewin' coyote!! Git a goin'!!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I talk LOUD, and I carry a BIGGER stick! And I use it, too!"
"MAH BISCUITS ARE BURNING! FIRE IN THE HAT! GREAT HORNY TOADS, THAT SMARTS!!!"
"Danged old fin-flappin' flounder!"
"Missed agin, ya shovel-nosed mackrel!"
"Okay, rabbit, haul yer carcass off'n my real estate!!"
"Outta the way, fancy boy."
"I'm-a going to count to three and then blast you!! One! Two! *WHAM*!!"
"I've got ya out-numbered one to one. Surrender or die, rabbit!!"
he's known as "Sam the Pirate" in France.
what in TARnation?!
"If'n ya lights one more match, I ain't a gonna go and git it!"
I like the One! Two! Wham!!
Yosemite Sam rocks.
Thanks for the laughter! I'd forgotten how truly fun it was to watch cartoons! :)
Now I am going to have to go on a bugs bunny kick again! They so don't make cartoons like they used to:(
LOL! i love Yosemite Sam
What's with this guy and fish..?
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