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Happy Halloween

06:44 Oct 31 2009
Times Read: 642



For those who thought it was funny or cute, here it is again in my voice.



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"Ode to Halloween" OR "What do you want? It's Friday"

21:42 Oct 30 2009
Times Read: 687





Each kiddie in Vampire Rave

Made his bed or swept her grave.

It was All Hallows Eve eve

When the quiet folk grieve

O'er the noise of the morrow

And the shrieks and the sorrow,

For they knew the Vampires soon would roam

And text each other through the misty gloam.


The covens of VR

Came from near and from far

And their names alone sparked many a fear

In all the poor townsfolk who would happen to hear:

Chiron Centaurus

And the Darkened Forest.

Gladiators, Pirates, and Vampire Doves,

Silver Crystal, Secrets, and Lesbian Loves.

Coimirceoir De An Oiche

(What, you expected a rhyme?)


Oh what a night it would prove to be,

The treating and tricking of my friends and me.

(Yeah, I know that last verse should end with, “I”

But Poetic License is my bitch; I cannot lie.)

Back to my friends and their Halloween hijinx

Holy crap, never end a line with “hijinx” no matter what anyone thinks.


We crept along, looking for sport and laughing at every Paikea fart.

Morri snapped pictures of everything gorey

Vampire Witch had a pretty good bitch

At the “lame-ass tee” of our dry-humored, Mr. Thoth.

“My make-up took hours”, she started to froth,

“And all you could wear was a shirt emblazoned with 'ai' on the cloth?

Beside my face and elegant coif, you look like a silly old sloth.”

'Three-toed, I hope', said Mr. Thoth.

(I walked a long way for that geeky jest

It made me happy, though it's not my best)

“Holy Moly!” cried Joli who played lots of Scrabble

And got the joke cuz she loved to dabble

In any word play that marked her era,

Especially the malaprops of her good friend, birra

Like “my bleeding rectum” and other fine names

(I know I choked, but my rectum rhymes went up in flames)


The ratings would wait til another date

Fun was had and Birra's rum wasn't bad.

The cute little rat tipped her sequined hat

And grinned at the wry Thoth Lethtat

(I alwayth lithp hith name like that.)

Pai ran by.

“Frolic with us, goddamn it”, cried Mori.

We did, and we shared in all the night's glory.

Then Joli made light, and it was only right...

“Thoth's frolic looks alcoholic, like a bucolic whose grown melancholic.

Perhaps it's symbolic of the poor workaholic,

But damn, Halloween kicks ass.

(Yeah, yeah...bite me, rhyme nazi.)

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birra
birra
21:46 Oct 30 2009

Nice.



Now, get back to work! You still have 15 minutes left in your day!





Joli
Joli
21:49 Oct 30 2009

I don't wanna!





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:16 Oct 31 2009

*standing ovation*

*throws roses at you*



excellent work!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
21:39 Nov 02 2009

LOL Loved it! :)



Rectum rhymes went up in flames? O.O



:)





Joli
Joli
22:24 Nov 02 2009

Well..."names" is WAY easier to rhyme with "flames" than "rectum" is to rhyme with anything! :P





 

04:43 Oct 30 2009
Times Read: 709





I believe I have coined a phrase. Have you ever been sitting around with your friends or family and someone says something off the wall and somebody else maybe yells, "Bullshit!" Then the first guy says, "No, it's true...I swear. Go look it up.


Guy 2: I'm comfortable...you go look it up.

Guy 1: See, you know I'm right. If not, you'd go look it up.


...and so on until the weaker person gives in and goes, fuming, to the computer to look it up.


In my house, we refer to this as "Google Goading."


We even have arguments that now include, "Don't you Google Goad me!!!

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AlexandraAshes
AlexandraAshes
06:45 Oct 30 2009

This is fantastic!!!





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:50 Oct 30 2009

LOL ... I use to say to my kid ''go check the dictionary,''

I see we change with the times, "Google Goading." Who knows it just may catch on.






birra
birra
17:11 Oct 30 2009

Nice. Be sure to submit that to the Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia.





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

01:45 Oct 30 2009
Times Read: 710


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06:07 Oct 22 2009
Times Read: 774


Poignant. "Poignant." I just wrote that word to a friend and even though I've used that word many times over the years, suddenly it looks alien to me. Look at it. Just...wrong.


It's as though someone took a perfectly lovely friend and replaced her with a pod double.


"Poignant." Hmm.


Does this kind of phenomenon happen to you?


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JackofSpades83
JackofSpades83
06:21 Oct 22 2009

Yup, just the other day as a matter of fact.



It happened to me while trying to spell epiphany.



I tried to sound it out, spell checked it, and even asked someone else. I still wasn't convinced but I chalked it up to a brain fart. It's funny how you can have those moments.



What can ya do?





Ockham
Ockham
06:32 Oct 22 2009

It is the natural misgivings of your mind, quaking in trepidation at the certain knowledge of the scrabble stomping you are about to receive.





Joli
Joli
07:15 Oct 22 2009

Don't tempt me to make the score public. It might shame your coven brothers and sisters.





Ockham
Ockham
07:36 Oct 22 2009

You... you shut your treacherous mouth, monster. :(





Ockham
Ockham
08:33 Oct 22 2009

Actually, why don't you go ahead and announce the score. I can endure it. :|





Joli
Joli
08:39 Oct 22 2009

Oh my god...there's a comment delete button. I never noticed that before. I wonder how it works.





Ockham
Ockham
08:44 Oct 22 2009

I'm mortified at the implications of what you have said!





Irony
Irony
10:36 Oct 22 2009

It happens all the time to me. I think it is the fact that I spend my time thinking in images and colours, and I only grant a passing nod to the shapes of the lines on paper that represent them. If I look too closely, I start to realise that those lines are meaningless and then I get confused. I recommend looking at something else until the feeling passes:)





Irony
Irony
10:37 Oct 22 2009

Also, what was the score?





Joli
Joli
18:02 Oct 22 2009

I have no recollection of that game, Senator.





Ockham
Ockham
03:28 Oct 23 2009

I happen to recall it perfectly; do you wish for me to recount it that I might refresh your ailing memory?








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