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Who'll leave the light on for me now?

19:46 Sep 28 2009
Times Read: 632





Thoth made me think lyriics...that reminded me of one of those moments when you want to go back 30 seconds in time and unsay what you just said.



It's right after dad's surgery and my sister, Erin, and I are in the car heading to the drug store to fill his prescription for discharge. "Jet Airliner" came on the radio...you know the lyrics, "Big ol Jet airliner...don't carry me too far away."


Sadly, I thought I knew them, too. I say to Erin, "I love that song...it always makes me feel better."

E: Why?

J: Because he leaves the light on.

E: Who:

J: Jed.

E: What are you talking about?

J: The song. You know, "Big ol Jed had a light on. "

E: You're shitting me.

J: What?

E: You're serious?


I'll spare you the rest of the ugliness where she proceeded to kill off my lifelong buddy, Jed. I still miss Big ol Jed. :(

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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
20:22 Sep 28 2009

HA HA HA!

I'm speechless, really.

wow.





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
20:32 Sep 28 2009

Priceless. I wish I had been there.





birra
birra
04:32 Sep 29 2009

o.O



Should that go in the list of most misheard lyrics?





 

19:12 Sep 17 2009
Times Read: 700


I believe I have found the true identity of ThothLestat


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
19:18 Sep 17 2009

When you got a good set of gums; flaunt 'em.





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:39 Sep 17 2009

Oh my. Oh my god. Oh god...



*shudder*





FallenPixie
FallenPixie
21:24 Sep 17 2009

LMAO It's like someone who jus came off the subway diet! *chomp* =P~





Serenity
Serenity
00:20 Sep 18 2009

I can't even look at the link, the computer at work says: forbiden site, rated R



I guess I'll have to wait till I am home to view the true identity of ThothLestat! -kicks pc- stupid blocking sites feature!!!





placidchaos
placidchaos
02:13 Sep 18 2009

I have seen some very strange and creepy things in my life but I think that takes the cake, and probably swallowed it whole at that!





 

03:33 Sep 13 2009
Times Read: 732





Thoth, Thoth, Thoth...


The evil monkey:


"Ya'd best stand back; this ain't mud I'm throwing, Joli....


Ah, that brings back memories of the monkey cages. Was ANYTHING better than being 13 with buddies, watching the monkeys masturbate and fling poo?


I think not.

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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
04:10 Sep 13 2009

*shudder*



those damned shit-throwing monkeys.

that evolutionary branch is still a little too close for comfort.





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
06:35 Sep 13 2009

Compulsory viewing!





birra
birra
04:55 Sep 15 2009

Lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!








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