1. Lick your index finger
2. Lick your thumb
3. Squeeze right where the fuse is burning.
Hey, it works in the cartoons...
...for the most part. Narrowed down their array to 3 drives (removing the dead one) and rebuilt the whole damn thing...
Hopefully that band-aid gets them through the next month and then the server finally goes bye-bye...
Off to try and fix that 15 year old server... anyone have a 9GB 50-pin SCSI drive in working condition I can borrow?
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Sorry I did have one but the handle fell off.
~digs in legacy drawer~ Sorry man.
I have an SCSI drive that works. At least it did last time I used it. I'm pretty sure its more than 9 gigs though and I'm not sure how many pins it has either. I haven't used the thing in probably 7-10 years
Yeah about 12 of em. Which one do you want.
Well.. there isn't any on this front. Apparently the IRS has been pulling numbers out of a hat (or someone's ass) and even submitting them on our behalf to Social Security to make everything look legit.
Maybe we'll get to the bottom of this. I have faith in my accountant and my attorney... but this is beyond ludicrous.
It doesn't matter how well you play the game if those that make up the rules are allowed to break them for their own convenience...
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It really is like pissing in the wind with the IRS.
it's worse than that... it's like pissing into a hurricane.
I owe them money, and it's cheaper to pay them than to fight them. Bastards. I hate when principles are more expensive than extortion.
Heh... that's like with anything. Government makes the process of doing battle more expensive than what they want so people just pay it...
...I have no problem paying what I owe. But in this case, I owed nothing.
They're like leeches...
You know this makes me furious.. Hell I was the one who asked if there was anything we needed to prepare for as far as complaints of harassment against the people who have caused you this pain AND money.
It does truly disturb me that something of this magnitude can happen because someone has the ability to change any numbers as they wish.
You know that I'm going to be here fighting on your side any time you need me.
WOOHOO! Can we curse them and then eat their corpses when they are slain???
Er... or.. umm... maybe we can just sue them...
Well I can't promise that I'll be able to eat their eyes out of their dying body, but I'll see what I can do...
Your job cancelled last week so you weren't travelling...
...yet I'm not informed of this at all AND your wife is the one who comes in to ask questions about YOUR pay check.
And still you have a gall to claim you're not being paid enough and think my knocking points off your review for lacking teamwork and cooperation are unfounded?
...any wonder why I say you can't hire good help these days?
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You should outsource to India...o.0 Sheesh, and they wonder why large companies do outsource...lol. I suspect that the more that we see people still stuck in the 'me' version of customer service and work integrity, the more we will see jobs fleeing overseas. Lack of personal accountability, lack of personal integrity and lack of just common sense.
These aren't jobs that can be outsourced... lucky for him and his frigged up family...
We'll bide our time birra.... If this guy could see your avatar he would know to keep his mouth shut and send his wife back to her mommy day job.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
His wife comes in to ask about his paycheck? OMG! You should have told her it was against Company Policy to discuss such matters with anyone but the employee. (Even if you made up the policy right then and there!)
KC knows where da wisdom is at! Send that poontang packin'
...I knew by the sound of Pai's bark, that something of great evil had just entered my office...
...yes... it is pay day... my suspicions were correct...
The lady ostrich had come to ask questions...
I miss when Morri isn't sitting at her desk downstairs... there is no one to stop the evil from permeating my space...
...I can only imagine what his bark will sound like if an IRS agent stops by.... *horrified in thought*
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You! Shall not! PASS!!!!
*reading the journal above this one*
I think Pai should get a pay increase. ;)
...I keep seeing this name as "Judas is a carrot."
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Same here...
if anyone is going to betray you, it's going to be The Carrot.
*dies*
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Morrigon
18:53 Jun 30 2009
Yeah but still, if you say he has been locked in a vault it seems like it's wrong to do to him. Maybe it is, I don't know. I just ate lunch. I'm not a genius I DON'T KNOW WHY IS PHOTOSHOP TAKING SO LONG TO LOAD OH GAWD!
birra
19:51 Jun 30 2009
I think I typed that out with low blood sugar or something..
"His body... isn't his body.. him?"
I mean to say, his body isn't just his body. It is still him....