A bag of almonds that you can use as a break-up gift for someone that you really want to be out of your life.
They can be called, Forget-Me-Nuts!
Carl walks into the office looking confused...
B: What's up?
C: I don't know where I hung my jacket
B: You're wearing it.
Union shop. Most everyone here is union, except me.
But it's nice to be able to frequently say, "Sorry, I can't do that. It's above my pay grade. Need to get a union guy..."