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Yeah I used to watch this

02:15 Jan 11 2012
Times Read: 1,013


Zoom







Bill Nye the Science Guy







The Magic School Bus







Reading Rainbow







Dinosaurs







Lawl so dorky. I thought these were the shit growing up though. XD


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Adrastea
Adrastea
02:25 Jan 11 2012

You, are, so, old! LOL ♥





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
22:24 Jun 02 2012

I used to love Bill Nye's show.





NOKTURNL
NOKTURNL
01:14 Dec 18 2019

nice stuff





 

Stolen From ShatteredMirror's Journal

04:33 Jan 09 2012
Times Read: 1,021


A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch


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Bizarre Phobias

03:47 Jan 09 2012
Times Read: 1,026


Granted they aren't very funny to the people that have them, these are the most bizarre and ironic phobias I've ever head of.



Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words



Ithyphallophobia – Fear of Erections



Ergasiophobia – Fear of Work



Gymnophobia – Fear of Nudity



Neophobia – Fear of Newness



Pteronophobia – Fear of being Tickled by Feathers



Phobophobia - The fear of phobias



Arachibutyrophobia - fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth



Ephebiphobia - fear of teenagers



Geniophobia - fear of chins



Nomatophobia- Fear of names



Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.



Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.



Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.



Euphobia - The fear of hearing good news.





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Been wanting to post this forever LMFAO

04:42 Jan 08 2012
Times Read: 1,037


I kept forgetting....




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NikkiAidyn
NikkiAidyn
04:14 Jan 09 2012

I love this! I used to listen to it over and over.





BlindMag
BlindMag
06:48 Jan 09 2012

I have been doing just that for a while now. LOL





 

Text Message Gem

01:13 Jan 08 2012
Times Read: 1,040


So a friend of mine texted me last night, this message....



'Oh God, guy on the bus is talking to me about government brainwashing. Heeeeeeelp!'



My response was..



'I would just start talking to myself in the hopes he'd think I'm crazier then he obviously is and slowly back off. LOL'


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Uh....Duh....

23:20 Jan 06 2012
Times Read: 1,048


Forgot I had set Facebook to text messages to my phone, so seeing a number I didn't recognize I almost didn't read it and got really close to deleting it. LOL


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Stolen From Angelus's Journal.

05:21 Jan 04 2012
Times Read: 1,056


Sex Problems Who me???



1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big Willy or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.



2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.



3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.



4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'



5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.



6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.



7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.



8. Virginity can be cured.



9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity



10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.



11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialler were too small.



12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.



13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down Under.



14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......



15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.



16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.



17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!



Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humour.


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LadyKrystalynDarkstar

04:49 Jan 04 2012
Times Read: 1,057


I just hugglefucked her, and she was kind of scared....



I made things better though. ;D


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