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I rarely comment in the general forum and don't post.
17:59 Feb 18 2008
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The reason is pretty simple: One person posts a subject and then 50 people comment with the same repetative drivel.

There is too much supposition and not enough factual debate or discussion.

I also find that hardly anyone will take the time to read the entire thread before commenting.

Also, I am SOOOOO tired of reading about these "Vampires" feeding blablablabla and who is a lycan and why lycans and vampires don't gfet along and omg my roomate is a lycan and i'ma hybrid and we punch babies, I cut myself and cry alot because I'm a sheep. Baaaaaaaaa, I follow the herd. Baaaaaaaaa, I lsiten to death metal and hate God, baaaaaaaaa, and I don't care what you think. BTW, it's not "fucken" it's "fucking" like you're a fucking asshole. Not fucken asshole....asshole...get it?

Sorry,

lost my mind.

No, really...
13:21 Feb 10 2008
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I swear, maybe I'm over tired, a bit hung over and my blood caffeine level is low. Maybe my intelligence quotient is not low enough to relate to some of these amazing people in the general forum. If you got past the words ‘intelligence quotient’ and knew what it is then I probably am not talking about you the reader. I am quite sure, beyond a doubt that there a few here that truly believe in their shriveled little minds that they are real blood sucking vampires as portrayed by Hollywood. I of course realize that offending one of these creatures could put me on their shit list. And just read the profiles. They are to be taken seriously and not ones to be messed with. Who says that? Like they are going to do anything if you cross them; save going to a VR event and running into one of them it won’t happen and if that was to be the case it would cross over from silly web banter to criminal. I don’t do criminal.



News flash: I will mess with them as much as possible. I will laugh at their stupidity and grandiose fantasy. Honestly, they are wasting oxygen that could be better used to decompose shit. Stop wasting my air.



I ask this: Why is it that these amazing few can’t or won’t elaborate on their history? I’ll tell you. They are full of shit, the dregs of society and socially dysfunctional.

I’m not referring to sang or psy that populate VR. I’m talking about the over the top members here that can’t type one sentence with out stating they are a real vampire or for that matter spell worth a shit either...



I need to raise my I.Q. from all of this. First I’ll start with Jerry Springer re-runs. Actually, I may even see one or two of them on the show. That would be a shocker. Then I’ll move on to Ricky Lake…



I’m only bitching about a select few. I never said I was a vampyre, vampire or the like, but I never said I wasn’t. I never really said what I’m doing here in VR. I’m here for my own reasons and most of the time I enjoy this place.



Let’s face it, when VR Acolytes start flaming these ‘special people’, it’s time to press the reset button.



I know the best thing we could all do is to completely ignore any posts they make. If no one participates in their bullshit maybe they will stop. But it’s like a bad car accident; you can’t help but look as you drive by. Participating in the general forum is part of the game here. Some times when you run through the barnyard you step in shit.



I feel better now.



On a final note: I know there are members here that consider themselves to be vampires, (not the Hollywood type) they are educated, well spoken and polite and do not take offense when someone says they are not real. Many of them have a wealth of knowledge they are happy to share and I enjoy their virtual company if you will.

Response to the Vampire awakening post:
17:31 Feb 08 2008
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I typed this in response to a "Vampyre" getting really pissed of because people kept saying vampires are not real. The original question was more less how did you know when you became a vampire.



My post:

Most people misread these posts. It's a knee jerk reaction to say "vampires" aren't real, don't exist or what have you. Take it easy on those people. Try explaining to them what exactly it is that makes you call yourself a vampyre. It's the same when an athiest tells a devout christian that god doesn't exist. If you can get them to open their minds, even if only for a few minutes you can then explain the things that make you believe to the contrary.

If they piss you off they have the power. Don't empower them, ignore them.



So to answer the question:



I got a letter in the mail from the Vampire Headquarters. It read "this letter is to inform you that from now on you are a Vampire." So there you have it. ;)

Retard Parade
15:51 Feb 01 2008
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This morning work is slow. I log in to VR and start viewing profiles that I haven’t rated yet. I am stupefied. Amazed. There is a tiny bit of drool starting to work its way from the corner of my lip. I can’t count to ten.



Diagnosis: I have momentarily been incapacitated by THE RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT newbies put in their profiles.



First of all, do any of the public schools out there teach these ignorant little shits to spell any more? I’m not talking about typos.



One genius said he was there when JC was crucified. Of course you were, Dracula or is it Judas? Yep I watched that movie too.



Here’s a great quote “ask me and I will tell you”, guaranteed to get a shitty rating from me. Isn’t the point of a profile to tell us about your selves?



And I especially liked the “I’m so Goth I punched a care bear” that’s right up there with “I’m so Goth I shit bats”, which honestly I would prefer to see, at least we can hope they are being facetious.



Oh yes, and when did VR become a fucking dating site?



I really like the diversity here but in order for me to level up I must view these profiles and rate them, other wise I stay where I am and over time lose status.



Today I can’t find any good in the bad.



Definition: then – at that time, (a noun or adverb)

Than (conjunction, preposition) - used as a function word to indicate the second member or the member taken as the point of departure in a comparison expressive of inequality; used with comparative adjectives and comparative adverbs b—used as a function word to indicate difference of kind, manner, or identity; used especially with some adjectives and adverbs that express diversity (Thanks Merriam-Webster)



Why is it that these two words are so frequently erroneously interchanged?



And…the letter ‘c’ is in the word FUCK, for fuck’s sake. How do you misspell fuck? How the fuck does one misspell fuck?



I quit taking my meds, can’t you tell?



Here is a good quote from the general forum: “I knew a true vampire in high school. He was one of my best friends till the day he vanished.”



Really? A true vampire, not to be confused with a false vampire? Amazing.





(Did I mention ‘amazing’ is my code word for asinine and asshole)



________ is amazing. That is an amazing post. You are amazing. Sometimes I actually just mean amazing. Amazing isn’t it?