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Once there was this boy who got a call from his girlfriend. She asked if he would come meet her parents and that if he did, she would let him take her virginity. Excited the boy agreed.

Now being a virgin himself, he did not know what to do, but he knew he was going to need some condoms. He made his way down to the pharmicist and, shyly, asked for some condoms. Well the man behind the counter asked him which ones. Completely floored at this, the boy could only repeat the question. Siling the man looked the boy up and down. 'First time son?'. Squeakily the boy replied, 'Yes Sir, I dont even know what to do'

The good pharmicist handed the boy a family pack and proceded to explain to him the human mating process, giving him pointers on how to really please the girl. The two talked for an hour before there was nothing the bo did not know.

That night, he went to his girlfriends house. She came to the door, smiled at him and waved him in. 'My parents are leaving after dinner so we will have the house to ourselves' Smiling the boy walked into the dining room and sat down.

At dinner the father asked the boy if he would say the blessing. He bowed his head and did not say anything. A minute went by, then 5, then 10, still nothing. The girlfriend leaned over and said 'Is everything ok?' Not looking up the boy responded "You did not tell me your Dad was a Pharmicist."