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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Because fuck English.



If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?In case of a robbery.



If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Ask Heisenberg......



Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?Same reason why we have to pour cement on them in Florida, if the weather gets rough it makes it harder for the corpus to float around I.E New Orleans.



Also dislexcis of the world untie.

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