These are quotes that I found
or have modified over the years….
I find them very amusing I
hope you do too….
Im not a
stalker,
Your house just
happens to be by every place I go.
Don’t be
offended
if I just turn
around and walk away.
What doesn’t
kill you
Will only
require brief hospitalization.
As you are
standing here talking to me,
I want you to
understand that I will be making fun of you as
Soon as you
leave.
The last thing I
want to do is hurt you,
But it is still
on the list.
Even my mother
is afraid of ME.
Im out of my
mind,
Feel free to
leave a message.
DON’T LEAVE,
Your humiliation
is important to me.
Are you stalking
me?
‘cause that
would be super.
You have kind
eyes
The kind I’d
like to poke out.
Curiosity killed
the cat,
But for a while
I was the suspect.
I scare my own
family.
The problem with
normal people is that they’re normal!
You cannot stop
me. You cannot destroy me. For I am
The Cockroach of
Love.
I’d love to have
a “battle of wits with” you, but you appear
Unarmed.
People like you
are the reason I need
Medication.
The little men
who live behind my eyes….
And scream Directly at my
brain….
Told me to tell
you “Hello”
My imaginary
friend thinks you have serious problems….
Those who think
they know everything
Annoy those of
us how do.
All you need in
life is a
SICK MIND
And someone to
share it with
Which one of my
personalities do you find
OFFENSIVE?
Its only funny
until someone gets hurt,
THEN IT’S
HILARIOUS.
