| Long Survey About Yourself |
| What time are you starting this?: | 10:47 AM |
| Name?: | Dustin |
| Nicknames?: | Blood, Azroth, Penguin (don't ask), Red |
| Date of birth?: | 5/17/77 |
| Sex?: | not enough |
| Height?: | 5'8 |
| Eye color?: | blue |
| Where were you born?: | Iowa City |
| Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: | 13 (you didn't ask my age. lol) |
| Pets?: | you |
| Hair color?: | strawberry-blonde |
| Piercings?: | yes wanna see? |
| Town you live in?: | Coon Rapids |
| Favorite foods?: | Cajun |
| Ever been to Africa?: | nope |
| Been toilet papering?: | nope |
| Love someone so much it made you cry?: | nope |
| Been in a car accident?: | been hit by a car once, does that count? |
| Croutons or bacon bits?: | bacon bits |
| Favorite day of the week?: | umm |
| Favorite resturant?: | The Mongolian Barbeque |
| Favorite flower?: | umm |
| Favorite sport to watch?: | bleargh |
| Favorite drink?: | cherry coke |
| Favorite ice cream flavor?: | cookie dough |
| Warner Bros. or Disney?: | Warner Brothers |
| Favorite fast food restuarant?: | Arby's (I love their curly fries) |
| Carpet color in your bedroom?: | light brown |
| How many times did you fail your driver's test?: | never |
| Whom did you get your last email from?: | spam |
| Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: | The Source |
| What do you do most often when you are bored?: | read, write, play computer games |
| Most annoying thing to say to me?: | ummm |
| Bedtime?: | whenever |
| Favorite TV show?: | The Big O (Adult Swim) |
| Last person you went out to dinner with?:: | Mike |
| Been out of country?: | nope |
| Believe in magick?: | yes |
| Ford or Chevy?: | Ford |
| What are you listening to right now?: | my tv |
| Have you ever failed a grade?: | yes |
| If you have, what grade did you fail?: | the 5th grade for behavior issues |
| Do you have a crush on someone?: | no |
| Do you have a bf/gf?: | yes |
| If so, what is their name?: | Angela Miller |
| How long have you been together?: | a couple months |
| What are you wearing right now?: | jeans |
| Would you have sex before marriage?: | already have. lol |
| Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: | yes |
| Are you a virgin?: | no |
| Do you smoke?: | no the cigarette does. I'm the poor sucker behind it |
| Do you drink?: | yes but not alcohol |
| Are you ghetto?: | no |
| Are you a player?: | no |
| What are your favorite colors?: | blue black red |
| What is your favorite animal?: | wolf |
| Do you have any birthmarks?: | no |
| Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: | literally? no |
| Who do you talk to most on the phone?: | Angela |
| Have you ever been slapped?: | yes |
| Do you get online a lot?: | I'd have to say yes to that. lol |
| Are you shy or outgoing?: | shy |
| Do you shower?: | no I just sit in the filth. of course I shower you moron. |
| Do you hate school?: | no |
| Do you have a social life?: | what's that? |
| How easily do you trust people?: | I trust people about as far as I can throw them |
| Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: | If I told you, I'd have to kill you |
| Would you ever sky dive?: | yes |
| Do you like to dance?: | no |
| Have you ever been out of state?: | lol I have lived in seven different states |
| Do you like to travel?: | lol |
| Have you ever been expelled from school?: | not for lack of trying |
| Have you ever been suspended from school?: | see above |
| Do you want to get out of your hometown?: | never had one |
| Are you spoiled?: | no |
| Are you a brat?: | no |
| Have you ever been dumped?: | if I said no that would be a lie |
| Have you ever gotten high?: | done drugs yes, gotten high, no. my metabolism is too fast |
| Do you like snapple?: | sometimes |
| Do you drink a lot of water?: | yes |
| What toothpaste do you use?: | yours. I also use your toothbrush |
| Do you have a cell phone?: | yes but it's been out of minutes for almost a year |
| Do you have a curfew?: | no but you do |
| Who do you look up to?: | noone |
| Are you a role model?: | gods I hope not |
| Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: | no |
| What name brand do you wear the most?: | none |
| What kind of jewelry do you wear?: | earrings |
| What do you want pierced?: | hehe |
| Do you like taking pictures?: | yes |
| Do you like gettin your picture taken?: | no |
| Do you have a tan?: | no |
| Do you get annoyed easily?: | yes. speaking of which...... |
| Have you ever started a rumor?: | yes. I heard that the author of this quiz was...... |
| Do you have your own phone or phone line?: | yes and no you can't call me |
| Do you have your own pool?: | I wish |
| Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: | free-balling |
| Do you have any siblings?: | unfortunately yes I have a twin brother |
| Have you ever been played?: | no |
| Have you ever played anyone?: | no |
| Do you get along with your parents?: | I would have to say no "How'd you get out of the chains mother?" |
| How do you vent your anger?: | come here and find out |
| Have you ever ran away?: | no |
| Have you ever been fired from a job?: | yes |
| Do you even have a job?: | no |
| Do you daydream a lot?: | I wish |
| Do you have a lot of ex's?: | and alot of y's |
| Do you run your mouth?: | nah I walk it |
| What do you want a tattoo of?: | an oni |
| What do you have a tattoo of?: | wolf, bull, corrupted yin yang, skull with a sword through it and wrapped in flames and water |
| What does your ex bf/gf look like?: | I'd rather not remember |
| What does your most recent crush look like?: | if I said anything my girlfriend would kill me |
| Whats her/his name?: | Ann Zeruba (seriously) |
| Have you ever been bitched out?: | who hasn't |
| Are you rude?: | fuck off |
| What was the last compliment you recieved?: | someone said I'm evil |
| Do you like getting dirty?: | no |
| Are you flexiable?: | literally? no. figuratively, yes. |
| What is your heritage?: | German, Greek, Bohemian |
| What is your lucky number?: | 333333 |
| What does your hair look like right now?: | short, uncombed |
| Could you ever be a vegetarian?: | vegetarian is Native American for "One who can't hunt" |
| Describe your looks?: | no |
| If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: | black |
| Would you ever date someone younger than you?: | yes |
| Would you ever date someone older than you?: | I am |
| When was the last time you were drunk?: | almost 10 years ago |
| How many rings until you answer the phone?: | until they show up on the caller id |
| Have you ever been skinny dipping?: | no |
| If yes, when was the last time?: | |
| When was the last time you went on a date?: | never actually have |
| Do you look more like your mother or father?: | I don't know |
| Do you cry a lot?: | no *sobs* |
| Do you ever cry to get your way?: | no |
| What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: | uhuh |
| Are you the romantic type?: | I can be |
| Have you ever been chased by cops?: | nah. I feel sorry for them so I let them catch me. |
| What do you like most about your body?: | it's better than yours |
| What do you like least about your body?: | I weigh 230 lbs. figure it out. lol |
| When did you have your first crush?: | back in the 1st grade |
| When was the last time you threw up?: | just now after some of these sickengly cutesy questions |
| In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: | both at once |
| Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: | no |
| What about cleavage?: | I'm a guy so I'd have to say hell no |
| Is your best friend a virgin?: | he's married so i hope not |
| Have you ever fucked someone up?: | yes |
| Have you ever been fucked up?: | no |
| What theme does your room have?: | bare |
| What size show do you wear?: | XL |
| What is your screen name on AIM?: | nunya |
| How are you feeling right now?: | ambivelant |
| When was the last time you were at a party?: | umm 29 years ago |
| Have you ever given a lapdance?: | no I'd crush the poor woman |
| Have you ever recieved one?: | yes |
| Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: | who told you? |
| What is one of your bad qualilties?: | me? bad qualities? |
| What is one of your good qualilties?: | too many to list |
| Would you marry for money?: | no |
| What do you drive?: | people nuts |
| Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: | neither. |
| So?: | so what? |
| Well?: | bite me |
| When was the last time you cried in school?: | never |
| Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: | maybe |
| What kind of music do you like?: | metal, Goth, Celtic |
| Would you ever bungee jump?: | yes |
| What is your worst fear?: | ladders |
| Would you ever join the army?: | if I wasn't disabled I would be proud to serve my country |
| Do you like cows?: | they taste good so yes |
| If you were to die today, what would you do?: | die |
| If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: | Fuck me running through a cornfield backwards. This sucks |
| Do you like to party?: | no |
| Hearts or broken hearts?: | broken |
| Moons or stars?: | moons |
| Coke or pepsi?: | coke |
| Favorite scent?: | coconut |
| Favorite band?: | AFI |
| Would you ever dye your hair red?: | it already is |
| How many languages can you speak?: | fluently? 1 but I can speak enough of others to identify them when i hear them |
| What time are you finishing this?: | 11:16 AM |
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