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I'm simple in my ways at the moment.

I can't create a fancy, unique, one in a megabyte profile because of:
1.) I am too anxious to go crazy and run through this site like a toddler in a candy store.
and
2.) When I fix this bad boy up- I am going to take time on it, so I might have to save this till tomorrow.

Till this, shhhh.
Be patient. There is only a whole cybernet for you to look at out there.
Download you some nice porn. That should keep your interest at bay till then.


As all introductions go; the same boring way they always go: Hello. My name is Elias.
I am the perfect stranger. I can be anyone I want to be with a few simple clicks of my keyboard and a swirl of my mouse. I can be your best friend and just as easily; your worst encounter with a computer screen.
Don't worry though. I have learned one thing in my years as an active internet enthusiast- its just simpler to be me than another good time, perfect stranger.

So if your are at this point then that would mean that I've captured your attention.
Fantastic.
Years of English and setting up the perfect beginning paragraph has finally sunk in.
Which also means you're wondering who I am.

As I have already stated and will state again to make sure your know: I am Elias.
In order to know me then you must understand my name. It means Elijah in Spanish. Am I Spanish?
No.
Honestly, I am probably the whitest chunk of skin on this earth next to the mole people. I just enjoy culture and languages. Plus, I think it gives me a nice little flavor. Come on. Say it with me.... Elias.
Makes you roll that tongue a little, huh?

Now lets examine what you've captured about me so far?
I like culture.
I obviously know how to use translators to convert English to Spanish. (I'm not ashamed. ^.^)
I'm transparent.
I'm zesty.
I am a computer loser.

See? The joys of subliminal information!

As for actually getting to know me; that's completely up to you. I can go all day about me, myself, I- but whats the point?
Whats going to make you stop at the end of reading this and say: "Damn. I think I am going to message her," if I go ahead and just give you the cow.


Well, my dears.
This cow isn't free. If you want the milk, then come on over and rub my utters a little and spend some time with me.