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Stella. Two Syllables. Two Decades. Two Cereal Boxes. Two times Blonde. Impressive, yes?

I never know what to write in these things. Ever. You can either talk yourself up, or down. Not to fond of either.

Guess I'm going to try and get back to my friends on here. Have been neglecting them far too much. They are awesome munchkins. Spastic little cunts. But awesome munchkins all the same.

May fill in more at another time, but until then, i insist you watch Black Books. Miss Jane forced me to watch it today, and it is really quite rad. Would totally turn for Dylan Moran.

Oh. Pizza and M&Ms. Try it whores.


Oh. And let's not bite, Stella, yes?
Angers her greatly.